Sex Worker Chicken

Sex worker chicken maligned by The New York Times. Making my way in the world one cock at a time.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@Superrfly You're a fking douchbag sore loser with shitty stock picks in a winning market. Always an excuse for losers...and Im a pats fan!

[aportraitofthemeal @portraitofmeal]

Bourbon with balls cocktail arrives with great fanfare at Serbia's annual "Testicle Festival". Anyone for a tea bag? http://t.co/ekdaaMe3

[aportraitofthemeal @portraitofmeal]

I woke up this morning with a cocktail on my bedside table for the third time this week. It's Thursday.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

I had a dream last night a fox broke into the hen house and had his way with me. I woke up just as I was about to orgasm. I hate that.

[aportraitofthemeal @portraitofmeal]

Homemade Big Macs, stealing cars, and sex in handicapped washrooms. Delicious. http://t.co/rXy2rQnK

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

#KFC death camps taught me how to love again, laugh again. The gravy was pretty awesome too.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@lechatsavant I've lived in both. Atlanta rules. Winnipeg drools.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@RossTucker I charge double if you want Wall Balls and Double Unders. Worth it though.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@shhmeoww My vagina is like plum sauce.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@Strapkinz You should see me when I'm horny.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@EpicMealTime Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@misstoriblack I miss you. Can we work things out?

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@EpicMealTime Happy Birthday. You want a freebie?

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@robeymartin Don't act surprised Robey. I've seen you hanging out at the chicken coop at odd hours.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@BroadwayBull "Sex Worker" and "Slut" are two completely different designations. I think.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@RossTuckerNFL @TheRealPodVader Sorry to out you Ross. I had Pod Vader too. He willy nilly'ed all over me. Not fun. Miss you...xoxo

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@sofiiesocial I have no growth hormones in me. Do street drugs count?

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@RossTucker @rosstuckernfl Do you know you have the same name as an ex-NFL lineman. I had him. He was amazing. Call me.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@BroadwayBull I go down faster than a bear market...and there's no circuit breakers to stop my descent.

[Sex Worker Chicken @NYTSexChicken]

@lechatsavant That's not what your two cats said last night.