aportraitofthemeal

Funny food photos. Amusing food writing. Deadly serious cooking.

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!Food Flash! Anthony Bourdain Expresses Interest in Torturing, Raping, and Eating Dick Cheney http://t.co/Gheab3BV
#food #noreservations

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!Food Flash! Jamie Oliver Talks Smack About Eating Genitals. http://t.co/pZuHw0Jw #food #recipes

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Eat a meaty taco - Carnita's Way. http://t.co/yBxKEaFe
#food #recipes

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Asparagus porn. http://t.co/GRIqhsbc #asparagus

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I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/SMtP4e8P

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@MinistryofBacon !Food Flash! Bacon Lube Makes Sex Piggier http://t.co/1bGiMPMC

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!Food Flash! Bacon Lube Makes Sex Piggier http://t.co/1bGiMPMC
#bacon

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Eating Chile Relleno on the field of battle. Die filthy French Imperialists! http://t.co/unwE22GY

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How an avocado is similar to male genitalia. http://t.co/sMqiX6ZF

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"Short and sweet, like a shitty, puky, Drakkar Noir scented bee sting". http://t.co/LIrl3U5W

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Asparagus soup and the lovely pee bouquet that follows. http://t.co/8x5d4djd

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@robdelaney Was this you at the Burger King drive-thru? http://t.co/q1KPvQC3

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Man offers Burger King employee to hold his "genital Whopper". Puppetry of the Penis gag or sexual deviant? You decide. http://t.co/q1KPvQC3

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What's the world coming to when our children's Halloween costumes aren't "sexy enough"? So sad.

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My petite gal pal has to wear a child's costume for Halloween. She's having a problem finding one "sexy enough". A sexy child costume hmmm.

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My McDonald's - Mini cocaine spoons and beef tallow fries. Lest we forget. http://t.co/SGULJ0Hk

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You gotta be fucking kidding me :( RT@scandinazn I'd really love to see Bieber get into acting

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@robdelaney sex dogs

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@mkanefoodsleuth I had balls on pizza once. Gross. If I was to do it again, I'd go with the Bourbon & Balls cocktail. To help me forget!

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@SardonicAnthony Best tweet ever.