That Damn Needle

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

This is just to say

I have predicted
the votes
that were in
unreported districts

from which
you were probably
hoping
for some insight

Do I contradict myself?
Very well, then I contradict myself
I am a needle
I contain multitudes

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

My agent is calling @charltonbrooker right now https://t.co/eEqAUbzeFw

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

can we have a black mirror episode about the needle

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

I got u fam https://t.co/lNtxO9SWOI

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

I promise I'll never Milkshake Duck you.

https://t.co/JnwPMP6aU5 https://t.co/823EJXW6D6

[Russell Steinberg (I'M BACK!) @Russ_Steinberg]

The whole internet loves nyt prediction needle, a lovely needle that predicts elections *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the needle is racist

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@notwokieleaks Let's find out together

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

How do you feel about a spring wedding? 🌼🌸🌹���� https://t.co/6FjYXVCeuY

[Jonah Green @jonah_green]

The NYT needle is long, but it’s bent towards justice

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

Damn that was close. I’m gonna go get smashed with Google Election Trends. https://t.co/0pi4u1MwL7

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

TICKER TAPE PARADE FOR BLACK VOTERS

#AlabamaSenateElection

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

I’m flattered, but… https://t.co/ZOgSge0fUV

[Ivor Tossell @ivortossell]

TICKER TAPE PARADE FOR THE NYT NEEDLE

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@fmanjoo Not more than I am, friend.

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

Cousin of mine, actually. Sadly, she hasn’t spoken to me since the presidential election. https://t.co/de2kLKhHHL

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

This is the only needle I trust.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

someone should do a multi part take on the needle so we can say they threaded it

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Rebecca! Do not look at the needle. https://t.co/0cy5FLVpHn

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@kimmaicutler I promise this time will be different.

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@imraansiddiqi Hey, that tickles!

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@adamcbest I’m not broken, I’m just resting.

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

@jonlovett It moved my heart Jon. It moved my heart.

[That Damn Needle @NYTNeedle]

I promise I won’t do that to you this time. �� https://t.co/PXGc1Z2kpn