Hezzy

Cool, low-key, and God-fearing.

Here for fun

[Hezzy @nziokag]

@WaruiJohn2 Njaa manze

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@Ngafocus @IamKimathiKE 0707756742

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@AllanObare4 I did SAME COURSE in the same university na sa ii nafanya totally unrelated stuff

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@Goddie_Ke 0769837901

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@thompsonb2569 Amen

[Prophetess Faith Mhembere @prophetessfay1]

I don't know who but one of the hands that repost this today will have one of these or both before 2024 is over 🙏🏿

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

The day Moses Kuria got appointed, he stoped his convoy at a farm in rural Gatundu South and talked with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for adherence to Public Service, Performance, and Delivery Management as per the government’s manifesto.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

Then Moses Kuria being who he is verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing the Nation Newspaper headline with his appointment pasted all over.

Moses Kuria proudly displays the newspaper headlines to the farmer. 'See this Newsprint? This is proof I am Incharge of Public Service, Performance, and Delivery Management as per the government’s manifesto and I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees Moses Kuria running for his dear life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Moses Kuria.

At this point Moses Kuria is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"The Newspaper! SHOW HIM THE NEWSPAPER!"

Have a blessed Public Service, Performance, and Delivery Management day as per the government’s manifesto!

[Hezzy @nziokag]

@Josh001J Financial mathematics with IT

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

You can wake me up anytime and feed me that new tiktok trend and I'll thank you.. Infact, post the vids under this thread just because you can🥵

[Hezzy @nziokag]

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@nabibya_ your DM is locked

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Anyone with an idea on how to withdraw funds from a limited PayPal account after the 180 days. I need a friend on this

[CfcSheikh @CfcSheikh]

If Raheem Sterling scores for Chelsea today I will give £50 to one person who likes and retweets this tweet 💙

[CfcSheikh @CfcSheikh]

If Chelsea get a Caicedo 'here we go' before midnight I'll give everyone who likes and retweets this tweet £10.

[Hezzy @nziokag]

@AlinurMohamed_ chelsea 1: 2 liverpool

[MEGA MIND™ @mavella_]

Kuna this time mzae alikam visiting highskul na chupa ya one litre ya maji ya Dasani na gazeti nikajam mbaya sana after amenijenga hio chupa kufika dorm nafungua napata ni chrome gin buana sijawai furahi hivo tena 😂😂

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Hii imenimaliza 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hezzy @nziokag]

@MrRightke Ungali na skuma tu boss

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