NZ Ministry of Spiders

Official account of NZ #MinistryOfSpiders. He rangimarie te whawhai. Ko te herekore he pononga. He pono te kuare

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@TaxpayersUnion Fancy communications telling me why I should be happy with how much of my money they’re giving to everyone else

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@saltyreigns @matt_horncastle @cathlup59 https://t.co/ZQ4XiOpuiq

[Matthew Horncastle @matt_horncastle]

I can proudly say I was running Williams Corporation through covid, I ignored all government legislation and never forced vaccines on any of our staff.
Everyone was free to choose.
What happening during that period was very wrong.

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@saltyreigns Happy #NewZealandDay

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@AnaruHayes SFNS (Silly First Name Syndrome) strikes again. Quite a reliable predictor of idiotic behaviour by kids who’s parents never took parenting seriously

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@kaiviti_cam The same councillors claiming that rates caps won’t work will advocate for rent caps though

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@Dame__Jane

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@AuntyHeihei Bio - from the island of Ydorap. Now read it backwards

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@teesider61 Because they’ll be taxed on nominal gains (read inflation) rather than real gains

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@Dame__Jane @OzraeliAvi We could all march for Sudan and put flags in our bios and the left’s useful idiots would turn up to counter-protest

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@DerrickEvans4WV Look how quickly they try to become the victim

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@kaiviti_cam Thanks for sharing - I’ve just started investing a bit and I won’t be putting a cent into @SimplicityNz now

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@rosey_nz @nzherald And of all the thousands of photos available, they choose one that shows minimal protestors, rather than an aerial shot of streets filled as far as the eye can see

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@AnaruHayes As if there’s any bros out there who:
1. Don’t know what McDonald’s means; and
2. Have eaten there in the past month

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@dissdisinfo @chrishipkins Enough to buy every adult in NZ a box of beer per week

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@dissdisinfo @grok 1,000,000 trucks at an average of 22m long would span from the North Pole to the South Pole.

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@dissdisinfo If beer is $24/dz and there’s 80 boxes on a pallet, it’s 34 million pallets of beer

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@Dame__Jane If you don’t choose him, you’ll still be paying his rent (as we all will)

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@TaxpayersUnion It’s a familiar tale. Thomas Sowell put it simply:
“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.”

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@Dame__Jane My nana has a recipe using half-frozen evaporated milk to make a chocolate mouse. It’s a family favourite

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@SaneSceptic They stuck me in the arm, and then gave me info about side-effects to read while I sat in the waiting room afterwards