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dweeb city population: you

[layla @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[dez @315dez]

don’t ask me to hang out until I lose 20 lbs

[b o o b @o0licious]

why am I still sneezing allergy szn is hell

[Mr. Philadelphia @TOOTTHEBARBER]

I REMEMBER WHEN $200.00 WORTH OF GROCERIES HAD TO GO IN THE TRUNK...NOW YOU CAN PUT THEM 3 BAGS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT....😂🙄😂

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮ @BrianaRoseLee]

If you can’t write a term paper without AI you don’t deserve a degree.
I said what I said.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia

[b o o b @o0licious]

one time I ate the big arch burger and then the next day I got a pimple on my arm

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

My laundry hamper is full again

[Meg @heirmeg]

i don’t remember all the stores being closed on easter in the past am i bugging lmao

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[b o o b @o0licious]

I hope my grandpa and grandma are smoking cigarettes and gambling in heaven together <3

[b o o b @o0licious]

I like how my boyfriend always got a lil hat on his head

[ؘ @urth2p]

some guy out there is making ai fruits cheat on eachother and earning more than us

[b o o b @o0licious]

I can't believe I got diagnosed with asthma maybe smoking cigarettes is bad for you

[b o o b @o0licious]

Im not religious but I give up something for lent so I can get into heaven

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My 5yo said she’s scared to become a grown up because she “doesn’t know how to do the gas station.” She has no idea how real she’s being right now.