OLLY

KEEP DREAMING KIDS

[OLLY @o11yy]

#CallofDutyModernWarfare #XboxShare

[Mjc @wolfonair1]

Don’t play the victim when you created the problem

[OLLY @o11yy]

Love not having to plan a Halloween outfit as I’m an ugly cunt all year round🤣

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

For five long years, governments have denied that global mass surveillance violates of your rights. And for five long years, we have chased them through the doors of every court. Today, we won. Don't thank me: thank all of those who never stopped fighting. https://t.co/ARgbI5PKaa

[OLLY @o11yy]

Not sure if finding out that the Pizza Hut 50% off offer never actually expires was a curse or a good thing

[LADbible @ladbible]

Swedish train station floods so residents turn it into swimming pool.
https://t.co/NANIJyV1vO

[LADbible @ladbible]

Man carries his dog up escalator after it gets scared.
https://t.co/DMARutCUHK

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

[Harry @wroetoshaw]

Who picks up a guide dogs poo?

[OLLY @o11yy]

baffles me how people can actually afford to go out on a Friday & a Saturday every bloody week wtf are you doin for a living help

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@eehouls No, it means I created jobs for 50,000 people directly and, through parts suppliers & supporting professions, ~250,000 people indirectly, thus supporting half a million families. What have you done?

[OLLY @o11yy]

swear people lose all common road sense when the sun comes out, turns em into careless zombies

[Bumface @misterbumface]

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal.

The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden.

Legality is not a guide for morality.

[james @james1967__]

nae wonder ur skint how does a homeless man need money to get hame? https://t.co/xQHNsHXWEC

[OLLY @o11yy]

@Laughter_Lines_ Bent buggars

[Flanny. @FlannyTweets]

8. Getting boiled rice with your chinese https://t.co/ohUsNEq50l

[OLLY @o11yy]

@Laughter_Lines_ Mate you’re in for a roller coaster of emotions