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what’s the definition of narcissism cuz if it’s listening to songs and imagining other people’s perspective thinking about you then i think i have that

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@6t4pjAivhbbjRh8 i saw you wear a lesbian jumpsuit to a business meeting yesterday

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manifesting those freaks don’t get fucked for the rest of their lives even tho i prob don’t even have to since they’re ugly and weird to begin with

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CHIVALRY IS DEAD! i just went to walk into my office building where two boys let the door close in my face, and then just stood there and watched me struggle to open the door with my hands clearly full? i deadass thought i was being pranked

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and yes this is the thought that brought me back to twitter

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why are so many people my age getting engaged and why are they all fat? someone should do a study on that

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all with lab grown ass diamonds too

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holy shit i’m so fucking cute like every time i catch a glimpse of myself even if i’m looking bad i’m still looking cute

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just cleared my large amount of tik tok dm notifs at work and feeling super accomplished tbh and when i say cleared i responded to all of them cuz that’s just the kind of bitch i am it might be a month late but i will hit u back every time

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if u post the dead animals u hunted on instagram u deserve a special place in hell

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i hate taylor swift. there i said it! i tried for so long to back her when she was being a cringe annoying bitch but today she officially lost me. i am no longer a swiftie.

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breakups are so weird cuz why’d i just flip off a highway exit😂😂😂

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@6t4pjAivhbbjRh8 ya a whole bunch twitter is my diary

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just went through my tweet drafts and man am i funny idk why i doubt myself #tweetinsecure

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never thought a bogo on chex mix would make me cry #imissmychunkymonkey

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i cried on the floor in costco today and slapped my mom with my flip flop #truestory

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just putting it out there - i don’t support any brand that partners with huda and will boycott them

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#poopingattheairport

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every toilet in the world should have a built in squatty potty

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on another note, my belly ring just fell out on its own. is this a sign it’s time to take her out🥺also do i really need to put my auto caps on ughhhh im not READY