The Whitest Hispanic

Real Life Gravedigger😏 Mid at trash talking and playing video games

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

Same Abe, same😬

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

At this rate, all of the notes I have about my bosses fucking up will be able to fill a small book. I CANNOT wait for this vacation/honeymoon cause I NEED a fucking break 😪

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

Worked yesterday and today, so needless to say I am definitely looking forward to this honeymoon/vacation

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

Gotta love working services in the afternoon right before it’s about to full on storm…

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

The stupid in the air this morning is THICK

😷 🤧

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

You know, I really try not to let your age play a factor, but I’m assuming your lack of leadership and interpersonal skills is due to your age…

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

After the honeymoon I think it’s time for some more ink. Haven’t gotten a new tattoo in years. Time to start brainstorming some ideas

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

LFG! So hyped for this right now. BRB going to make some popcorn😎

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

1 down 2 to go and vibing out while doing it😎

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

How I end each match with my friend who drinks, and I had to listen to him complain about the game and they went negative. Meanwhile I carried...

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

I love when my bosses give me shit about my boots being dirty, from concrete or paint…

Sorry boss 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m just out here doing my job and yours. My boots being dirty lets everyone else know I actually work around here😏

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

😎

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

You know, I never claim to be a smart man but at least I’m not dumb enough to do the folllowing;

1) Vote for Trump🥴
2) Believe the Earth is flat
3) Be a “Sovereign citizen”
4) Be an anti-vaxxer

And for that, I’m pretty proud of myself

😂😂😂

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

@Alucard_x99 Hate that for you brother. Hopefully, you get some relief soon

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

I wish I had to confidence to stand in a crowded room and hold a mini photo shoot... oh, wait, no I don't lol

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

My boss to me yesterday, "feel free to call me if you need anything I don't have anything going on"... Meanwhile he's at the beach😒 If something had happened, what were gonna do from the beach? You stupid shit....

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

Services for rednecks are my absolute favorite. These mfers will literally just throw on clothes they would go fishing in and be like “this feels right. This is how you should dress for a funeral”. 🥴🥴🥴

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

I absolutely love that my team, likes and respects me WAY more than my boss...

That's alright bitch keep running your mouth. You aren't ready for the bomb about to drop on you and "upper management"

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

Just got our tickets to #MegaCon 😏 Can’t wait to attend with my favorite nerd 🤓

[The Whitest Hispanic @oHeyWhiteBoy]

That moment when your man child of a GM says something slick, and rather than destroy his WHOLE world you smile and wave