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If my story doesn’t hook you in 2 tweets, leave.
Most people can’t stop at one.
Let’s test you.

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I found a phone on the road last night.
It kept ringing… no caller ID.
I answered it.

A voice whispered:
“Don’t go home.”

I laughed… until I got there.
The door was already open.

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@kofoworola__a He played in the first half of the Portsmouth game behind closed doors

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@odogwusport No be two of them be Messi and Barcelona fans? I'm lost

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@CFCfrancisco Fairs, now I get why Ronaldo envies him. Like who wouldn't?

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@westafrikanbabe Oh okay, that's calm.
Mutuals?

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@KingiJosh LET'S GO!!!

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@dammiedammie35 Carter dey aura farm weytin no good 😂😂😂😭

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@abazwhyllzz Please don't rage bait me bro 🙏🏾😭

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@speedlne We Chelsea fans don't hype this goal enough 💙💙💙

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@youneshhamou_ Too real bruh😂. Ain't no way City are getting all 114 overturned

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@Adikastakes ACL loading...

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@raphessiet Amen bruh 🙏🏾

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@bayern_MOB "Leave the football before the football leaves you". Bro needs to know when to stop man, it's really shameful at this point 😂😂😂

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@PBO_33 @KingiJosh Thanks

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@TouchlineX Bro looks like a proper Barclays man 💯

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@Athman1_ @Afc_Nels20 Spot-on!

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@PoojaMedia Bro is already moving like a serious politician. He's definitely gonna have a red carpet to being their President when he wants to. Nice to see❤️

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@kofoworola__a Bring 'em both