The lady at Chick Fil A told me I could only have 2 sauces (bc management was there) so I sat down to eat and she walked by and slipped more sauce on my tray... once again, the devil works hard but Chick Fil A employees work harder
I think falling in love is when you’re in Target and you see a bowl that says “My favorite place to be is together” and you don’t throw up in it.
Until then, aisle 9 needs a wet floor sign.
this is my new green chair. for a long time i haven’t owned furniture but in twenty grind teen i am doing things like purchasing forks and a big green chair. WHAT SHOULD I NAME THIS CHAIR??? ALL ENTRIES WILL BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED