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[UNCLE ENZO 🇳🇬 @ibrahimnupe]

E no go better for whoever sold this to my uncle in the village as an 'electric shovel."🙄🙄🙄🙄

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage.

Her father: are you tired of using yours?

Me:

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[slay @nemesis09066]

Psychologist: do you still talk to yourself?

Me: No, we had an argument.

Psychologist:

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m hiding from my girl’s dad in her closet and I spot her homeboy there too

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m fully locked in on eating fine shyt out and suddenly I start tasting tomato sauce

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

the concept of using money to prove you love someone doesn’t make sense

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

“Even if you want to cheat don’t let me know about it”

Almajiri crashing out to her rich boyfriend
Nobody wan lose sure client 😭🤣

[ajay @1meajay]

as lack of positive results dey discourage you wey you wan give up, na so e dey encourage you to go harder too, because if you stop, who wan come save you?

[superdad @udysznx]

from opay to sporty to spotify

pay - play - pain

multiple deposits, no withdrawals. steady pushing P’s.❤️

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Here you have him.

Now, are you a virgin from a financially stable home?

[05.30x!🇳🇴🇯🇵- #14🏆 @fivethirtyDwun]

“Palmer on crutches can never miss this” okay👍🏾

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

get a 5m loan.
stake on a well curated 5 odds.
win, you’re 25m rich, lose you’re in 5m debt.

[O'peter♠️ @o__peter_]

Iwo kehh 😂

[MC @CrewsMat10]

"If others reach 40, they're finished. I'm not."

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Kai ❤️

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

ARSENAL ARE THE 2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆🔴

[Celebrity Husband @__husbandman]

@Alhajirostova Two brothers can cohabit innit?

[O'peter♠️ @o__peter_]

@__husbandman @manova_ai Dm??

[O'peter♠️ @o__peter_]

@MrBrowndw @Tunnykvng 4ckk off