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[liv @o_cacc]

Frodo is the original nepo baby.

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

Yard reviews

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Amazing milkshakes"

⭐☆☆☆☆
"Too many boys"

[liv @o_cacc]

@lizKhalifa0 End of an era

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Told this girl I didn’t have a car, she saved me in her phone as “Legs” 🥲

[James Hamilton @thejamham]

I will never forgive anti-vaxxers for making me defend the integrity of pharmaceutical companies.

[liv @o_cacc]

Wasn’t built for bottomless brunches

[liv @o_cacc]

Is CLB a new drug? What’s going on?

[liv @o_cacc]

My phone started to adjust to my language patterns, but unfortunately just autocorrected duck pond to fuck pond.

[liv @o_cacc]

@aw00d96 Does your therapist take referrals?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There should be weighted versions of every object. Don’t stop at blankets. My coffee cup is 14 lbs I’m gonna be strong as fuck

[Wa 👑 @__wadley__]

It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[liv @o_cacc]

Just passed a driver who was playing the flute. What is going on, Massachusetts?

[liv @o_cacc]

Of course the first vacation I take in two years, a hurricane hits.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

a tandem bicycle with seats facing each way and you just go in the direction of whoever’s strongest

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Whatever you do, don't tell Victor Robles that he's playing CF with a praying mantis on his head.

@Victor__Robles // #NATITUDE