Burtonious

2011 Intermural Dodgeball Champ. Life's been downhill ever since. Tweeting helps the ADHD... or so I'm told.

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@Flairtitude @gotablasst Every day we stray further from his word...

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win a limited edition A Philly Special Christmas Special album & Kelly Green jersey - both signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #WPMOYChallenge #ProBowlVote

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Shohei Ohtani is my biological father. Don’t ask questions just pay what you owe. I love you dad. #SHOHEI #ShoheiOhtani @espn @MLB

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Commercial: Arby's we have the meats!!

Mase and Cam'ron:

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

This is my favorite tweet ever. It's a Philly thing. #RedOctober

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

GO PHILS #RedOctober

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

GO PHILS #RedOctober

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Drake on Gently

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@Drake dropped and I'm stuck listening to Billy Eilish and country all weekend

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Glad I'm not Chase Claypool

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

RIP Dumbledore

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

#Kaepernick waiting for J. Cole to release the letter...

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A PSA: After his four touchdown performance Sunday, Dolphins’ rookie RB Devon Achane informed the team that, moving forward, he would like his name to be pronounced De-Von A-Chan.

Not A-Chain, as it currently is listed in the team’s media guide. A-Chan.

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@FanaticsBook where's my money? Don't be mad at me because the Chiefs lost.

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Go Lions!

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Football is back

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

The bay area fandom is what people think Eagles fans are.

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

I'm at the stage of life where I consider people friends but never remember their names when I see them.

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@roywoodjr Amistad Airlines
"Just be happy you're going somewhere"

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

Never change

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@DailyLoud Love how they use the worst possible photos of him

[Burtonious @o_dburton]

@ZekromX101 @RunHurts Dak isn't better than Romo