You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.
Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
Things that don't mix.
1. Water & oil
2. Water and electricity
3. Me and Nonsense.
4. Me and Competition.
5. Me and Disrespect
6. Me and Ungrateful people.
My friend accidentally splashed my foundation all over the floor and immediately gasped, “Oh my God, I am so sorry. What do I do now?”
I stared at the mess for a moment with disappointment. Then, I looked up and asked solemnly, “If the foundation has been destroyed, what shall the righteous do?”
Good morning to my fellow Mexicans.
Yesterday was a beautiful day to drink the tears of Xenophobia F.C.
The ones with faces only a mother can love.
The ones who attacks everything that isn't white, including their fellow countrymen who don't look South African enough.
Fun fact, these guys have been travelling to EVERY World Cup since 2006 and they've ALL been friends hitting almost 40yrs!
PS. My Pupz the one doing spokesman!!
the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?
In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized
In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia
Live long enough
A Black man scoring the first goal of the 2026 World Cup to silence the African continent’s most hostile nation towards Black foreigners is absolutely poetic. Thank you, Mexico! 🇲🇽