O kwa_ Dinma

Dota of Zion. Electronics and Computer Engineering sombori. Chelsea girl 💙

[Emeka @Emeneks]

My gas cylinder is feeling light. I sincerely hope it’s because of the weights I’ve been lifting 😪

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

If na for frowning of face for road, leave am for me

[Phiz❤️🌙 @phisco_]

Na Chinua Achebe I even dey think of, weytin e for write if he witness this government.

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Things that don't mix.

1. Water & oil
2. Water and electricity
3. Me and Nonsense.
4. Me and Competition.
5. Me and Disrespect
6. Me and Ungrateful people.

[ajay @1meajay]

"nothing spoil"

a grammatical masterpiece

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Myparentsboughtitformeholic.🥹

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

My friend accidentally splashed my foundation all over the floor and immediately gasped, “Oh my God, I am so sorry. What do I do now?”

I stared at the mess for a moment with disappointment. Then, I looked up and asked solemnly, “If the foundation has been destroyed, what shall the righteous do?”

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

South Africa with 9 men and being absolutely shocking still had more possession against Mexico than Arsenal did against PSG 😂 Embarrassing.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Good morning to my fellow Mexicans.

Yesterday was a beautiful day to drink the tears of Xenophobia F.C.

The ones with faces only a mother can love.

The ones who attacks everything that isn't white, including their fellow countrymen who don't look South African enough.

[⚡️Ayokunu | Multipotentialite @ByAyokunu]

Fun fact, these guys have been travelling to EVERY World Cup since 2006 and they've ALL been friends hitting almost 40yrs!

PS. My Pupz the one doing spokesman!!

[Muna @Munalozy]

Cerave is cancerous ke. Omo! See lawsuits everywhere. Sometimes this poverty dey save me o. Once I buy pears baby oil, I don lock up. 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized

In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia

Live long enough

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

The moment you banter South Africans they automatically think you’re from Nigeria and start trying to insult you, bro we are not from Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Bafana Bafana is hated but the hate Morocco is going to receive will be read in the books

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

A Black man scoring the first goal of the 2026 World Cup to silence the African continent’s most hostile nation towards Black foreigners is absolutely poetic. Thank you, Mexico! 🇲🇽

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂