Ibidun

I'm allergic to people. #Pessimist

[Ibidun @o_lamiide]

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[ateret @IUnsaid]

I dont like sharing my favorite person

[gstar🇿🇦 @gomomoratele_]

Watching the polygamist with a man you forgave for cheating must be so tough 😭

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Jonasi is many things but he’s not a polygamist. He’s a prostitute 😂

[Just vibes FR @heynowstrangsr]

@WonderMahlobo That man was an animal 😭 mapita had just given birth and he said “put your mouth to work” 😭😭 he was just a horny dog! Since day 1 nogal

[Patience @officialtwinny]

He dies 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[Lelo Sammy @NombuleloBango1]

That scene where Jonasi was requesting a bj from Matipa when she has just given birth😭😭😭😭😭 #ThePolygamist

[L. @lola_oyetoro]

Jonasi Gomora was operating on a level of madness that deserves academic study. 😭😂

This man was sleeping with his brother’s girlfriend/side chick, got his wife to sign divorce papers, reconciled with her immediately after, dumped the side chick after reconciling with his wife and children, went back to the side chick, got her pregnant with twins, then moved on to his daughter’s friend — a girl who was practically a daughter in the household.

As if that wasn’t enough, he was also sleeping with his brother’s wife… who later turned out to not actually be his brother’s wife but his childhood lover and original second wife, with whom he had a grown daughter. The child everyone thought belonged to his brother was actually his. 😭

What’s truly insane is that Joyce (his wife) and us, the viewers, were discovering these secrets together. Every episode felt like a group therapy session where we all found out our husband was mad at the exact same time. 😂😭

His approach to life was simple:

You’re pregnant? Children are a blessing.

You want to get married? No problem.

You lost a baby? You’ll heal and have another.

Got an STI? “I’m not dying today.” 😂

Need a house? Done.

Flowers? Absolutely.

You won’t give him what he wants when he’s in the mood? He has hands. 😭😂

You point a gun at him? Obviously you’re trying to kill yourself because his delusional mind cannot comprehend that anyone would want to kill him. You love him too much. 😭

It takes a truly dangerous level of grandiosity to look at a woman actively plotting your downfall and conclude:

“Poor thing. She’s struggling with the thought of losing me.”

😭😭😭

The moment you become an obstacle, he’s already onto the next woman.

You know a man is Evil Pro Max when all the women involved eventually stop competing with one another and start comforting each other.

At some point, the wives, exes, side chicks and baby mamas all realized they were victims of the same community project. 😭

And the replacement cycle was legendary:

Essie (his childhood lover and original second wife) was replaced with someone younger.

Joyce (his wife) was cheated on with someone younger.

Matipa (the side chick with the twins) thought she had won and secured her place as second wife, only to discover she was actually third wife… and then got replaced by someone even younger — his daughter’s friend. 😭😭😭

Every woman thought she was different.

Every woman thought she was the exception.

Every woman eventually discovered she was part of a rotation.

The man wasn’t building relationships.

He was running a relay race. 😂😭

The only people this weyrey didn’t sleep with were the maid, the mother-in-law, and us the viewers. 😭

Very, very mad man.

But beyond the madness, the writers did something remarkable with this series. What could have been a simple story about infidelity became a fascinating study of narcissism, manipulation, ego, power, and the emotional damage one charismatic man can leave in his wake.

The most impressive thing wasn’t even Jonasi’s endless scandals. It was how every woman was written with enough depth that you understood why she stayed, why she left, why she forgave, or why she fought.

You spend the entire series angry at Jonasi, shocked by Jonasi, laughing at Jonasi, and somehow still waiting to see what fresh nonsense Jonasi will do next.

The man is exhausting.

The writing is addictive.

And the chaos is elite.

Now I hear the series is based on a novel.

I must find it and read it because clearly the author woke up one day and decided peace was overrated. 😭😂

#ThePolygamist

[. @Fimiye]

Some people treat every disagreement like a declaration of war.

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇬🇭🇨🇩 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔

[Bethel @Bethelofenugu1]

Nobody is talking about how primary and secondary school teachers are drowning in poverty in this country
😣😣
I never even mention the nurses self

[superdad @udysznx]

“naija no dey carry last”

very stupid lie, we dey last for everything in this life!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

I loved Ebuka’s final words:
“This is like the 10th reunion I’m hosting, and this is the one with the least amount of apologies. Not to say that means anything. Maybe some of you are cool, so maybe we didn’t need that many apologies. But it also feels like we went through conversations and things dipped.
While I understand that some of you come here wanting to win let’s be honest with ourselves you want them to say, ‘My girl, she finished them’” (Ebuka is chronically online 😭😭😭)
“A lot of that is playing in your heads, and we know that not all friendships are worth it and not all beefs are that deep. But I have always said this for the last decade: I’m not pushing for anybody to be friends, but I think a lot of you can be cordial.
It feels like being cordial is seen as weakness. Being the person who says, ‘Are we okay?’ becomes a talking point. Ah, they must know it’s you that came to me.
For people who lived together for so long, how does it get to the point where even a ‘hi’ means, ‘I won’? Not everything has to be a competition about who is winning and who is not.
If you felt some way about somebody in the house and I’m not talking about relationships, I’m talking about one week, two weeks, three weeks how do you dislike that person so much now?
Everybody here talked about everybody. Nobody is exclusively innocent in some way. Maybe the degrees vary, but conversations were had.
So when you come out and say, ‘I saw clips’, you said yours
We were in the house, we were gisting. Sometimes gist can be misinterpreted as something else.
Some of you come out to fanbases, and the fact that you feel like you have a backing makes things shift.
In a nutshell, what I’m saying is: this is done. Life is going to go on. Some of the most successful people, businesses, and marriages come from collaboration. You cannot run away from it.
You have to learn to deal with situations without feeling the need to one up the other person or feeling like the other person is trying to take advantage of you.”
Honestly, one of the best reunion closing speeches he has given.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking.

One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some.

The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.”

Their married friend laughed and said:
“That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.”

Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.”

She refused.

Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food.

Her husband said:
“Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?”

Then he ended the call. 😭

Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

South Africa forgot they are playing football not chasing away immigrants. 2 Redcards in their first game. What a successful hate-watch😂😂😂😂

[Muna @Munalozy]

Cerave is cancerous ke. Omo! See lawsuits everywhere. Sometimes this poverty dey save me o. Once I buy pears baby oil, I don lock up. 😭