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singing my little songs, telling my little jokes, & not eating gluten

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going to the williamsburg trader joe’s feels like going to the zoo

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sending out rancid vibes so no one sits next to me on the bus back to nyc today, But now that the bus is filling up & no one is sitting next to me im self conscious like ….ok wait. …so really no one wants to sit by me 😔😔😳😔?

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this is me btw…this is who you’re yelling at when I am riding a Citi bike the wrong way down the bike lane and you say “wrong way dumbass”….

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When I am riding a Citi bike the wrong way down a bike lane that is fine and no one is allowed to be mad at me but when someone else is riding a Citi bike the wrong way down a bike lane I am allowed to be like ughhh dumbass🙄🙄🙄

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I wish I could introduce dua lipa to my friend mason I just know they would hit it off

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Like my dad always says, live laugh love 🥰

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Broke all my fingers cause I was trying to live tweet my sisters wedding too hard

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my body still running iOS 10

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Just got approved for a new tlc special where they track my first 4 weeks post lobotomy

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my barber in Brooklyn has the world’s shakiest hands and a face tattoo and I would do anything for him

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@TheQuirkyNinja I gave him $15 I know talent when I see it!!!!!!

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@christress happy birthday angel!!!!

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obsessed with this one because Bey is like yes america has a problem and the problem is that I am literally sooooooo sexy

https://t.co/tfjgsAc1fL

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actually let the oven preheat….made my food taste amazing😔😔😔

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@allisonoconor EXACTLY what I want to see!!!

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they should have bring your roommate to work day… would be sooo crazy

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@Blazi0 One of the dad(dy’s) in the office brings his kid with him and the child just plays games on an iPad all day while he works….that should be me & mason 😔

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Getting so much crossed off my to do list today even though it is the weekend I am still grinding

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me every friday leaving my intense corporate midtown office job to return to bushwick and be gay

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@allisonoconor being gay is amazing