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too many humans & not enough souls @manutd

[ELLE/ZOLLO💐🏂 @Ezmalay1z]

"Bros before hoes" the hoes better be asɔ oo cos i can't choose my boys over ɛtoɔ oo🤣🤣

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

Instant chemistry. It’s rarely a sign or connection, either there’s a trauma bond forming or someone is being studied

[Bane @jodambusta]

Again. There's no woman ever created who could take the banter that Micah Richards gets on this show

[code micky @code_micky]

Code Micky’s coded wedding ❤️❤️❤️

[🫂❤️‍🩹 @whenismyarc]

Folks will masturbate 9 times a week then blame the creatine for their hair loss

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

maybe i’m speaking from a place of privilege(looks) but as a guy, you’re way better off just dealing with girls who show interest first, you’ll literally have nothing to prove

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

getting electrocuted by a power line is an extremely shitty thing to go through, but i'm ngl, the visual effect it had on his tattoo is extremely cool 😭

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

BALOTELLI + ADDO DEE = ADDOTELLI 😂

[Don @Opresii]

Problem is majority of young women can’t handle boredom, if you can’t handle boredom you can’t be in a stable relationship let alone marriage. Relationships are 80 percent boring and less than 20 percent exciting . Marriages are even worse.

[khendrick🇬🇧🇬🇭! @_khendrick]

Shatta wale has replied fameye for saying there’s no big 3 anymore and that we should extend it to big 10

normally shatta wale get sense waa i tell you🤣

[FELIX @dealwithfelix]

i swear class rep for jss3 sabi book pass me but he no know cause i be teacher😂

[🇱🇷UGLYBOY with SEXYMONEY🇬🇭 @MisterChances]

Personally, I don’t like attention but I like a girl that will break necks when we go out. Your looks , outfit & demeanor should not be regular.

[hard to love @bruxicano]

See the scar on his neck bro !
He was really lucky,
I know the light in his eye is gone after that lekki incident

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

my guy move out ein parents house for obvious reasons but he still no dey get some eat, he say he wan go take ein balance then go back home

[Ehis🦇🦇 @EhisOjeks]

calls are the fastest way to speed up a talking stage sha
1hr call>>> 3 days of texting

[Antoni Talks Football @Antoni_Talks]

World Class players per team:

Bayern: 3
Barca: 4
Arsenal: 4
Madrid: 3
PSG: 7
City: 1

[𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷 @ushie_benjamin]

Bro must be using some iron boxers

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

for him to be the one to pull the dress down 😭

[Papa @CurtisOro_]

“say gisssttt” then my penis make hard like odum.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

imagine frying koobi in here, you go commot then your boxers all dey smell koobi