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[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Non-cat owners don't know that you're actually supposed to annoy your cats a little bit.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Pia @_epiphiany]

Friendship in your 20-30s is celebrating your friends resigning from toxic workplaces

[rekdt @rekdt]

True story, I was nominated for employee of the quarter for saving our company millions of dollars a month for rearchitecting a complicated legacy app

But they gave the award to a girl in HR because “she shows up every day with a smile on her face”

[몽카 @dailymocabunny]

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[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Why Boomers hate remote work:
1. They hate their wives
2. Work is their identity
3. They hate their families
4. They love to gossip
5. Control

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Seeing people use their PTO and still check emails is one of the saddest things we’ve normalized

[bandita @ridiculoussshe]

the way people in notice period suddenly become the funniest employees

[Assad @oaa97181]

@ailoviutl El código Priority para los suscriptores se puede reutilizar? O se le da 1 código a cada persona?

[malibU𒌐 @Keveki777]

Pinche cartel pasado de verga parece que van a pelear contra Thanos.

[Daniel Ibarra Andrade @d_ibarra]

Todos los puentes festivos dejan la misma lección: necesitamos que todos los fines de semana sean de 3 días.

[Assad @oaa97181]

🤣🤣🤣

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

They wanna destroy remote jobs so you can’t fuck on your lunch break anymore!!!

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

[✥ @qamrlight]

best thing about having hands is that you get to pet cats