Oad Intravisit

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Andy @LetsTalk_FPL]

People straight into my comments on deadline stream after Palmer blank.

Meanwhile I’m looking at this.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

I‘m trending at least?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Twitter Advertisers

[Who Got The Assist? FPL Podcast @WGTA_FPL]

indirectly selling KdB to Foden via buying in Salah and then selling Trossard this week went swimmingly, then

[FPL GOAT @FPLGOAT7]

Sold De Bruyne for Salah last GW, Sold Trossard for Foden this GW, why do i play this game?

#FPL #FPLCommunity

[Andy @LetsTalk_FPL]

I'm captaining Haaland in blank Gameweek 12.

No point fighting it any more.

I'm scared of him even when he doesn't have a fixture.

[Better Call Saul @BetterCallSaul]

Remember, the final 6 episodes of #BetterCallSaul are eligible for next year's #Emmys.

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

The last eight years I’ve had the honor of working with the very best onstage and off. Far far more than I deserved. Rhea, thanks for holding my head off the concrete floor.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Casemiro to Man United, here we go! Real Madrid accepted all details of the bid, clubs preparing contracts right now. €60m fixed fee, €10m add-ons 🚨🔴🇧🇷 #MUFC

Casemiro has full agreement on four year deal, option until 2027.

Medical and then visa to be sorted during weekend.

[Mohamed Bouhafsi @mohamedbouhafsi]

Done deal ✅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Ancelotti: “Casemiro will not play on Saturday. Replacement? We have signed Tchouaméni and he's one of the best on the market. Then we have Kroos and Camavinga”. 🚨⚪️ #RealMadrid

“Yesterday I realised it was a real thing [Casemiro to Man Utd]. My plans won't change”.

[Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴 @JanAageFjortoft]

Manchester United!

A winner is coming to Old Trafford

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@teslaownersSV Although, if it were any team, it would be Man U. They were my fav team as a kid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Christian Eriksen is a RED! ✍️🔴

#MUFC || @ChrisEriksen8

[Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 @alex_crook]

De Jong update day 1034..... Told there is still some way to go on the deal #MUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Manchester United are set to sign Christian Eriksen, here we go! Full verbal agreement in place, as first called by @David_Ornstein. 🚨🇩🇰 #MUFC

Communication sent to both Man United and Brentford today morning.

Contract until June 2025, waiting for signature and medical.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Christian Eriksen has verbally agreed to join Manchester United as a free agent. 30yo playmaker has communicated desire to play for #MUFC + accept 3y deal. Contract needs to be finalised & medical conducted before move complete @TheAthleticUK https://t.co/YPnPldXRhg

[Oad Intravisit @oadhyde]

The new Here we go. Welcome FDJ 🇳🇱👱🏻‍♂️

[Howard Nurse @howardnurse]

FDJ then #MUFC