Osama

I play with numbers.

[Osama @oaj204]

Germany: efficient cars, efficient trains, efficient… nothing in a shootout apparently.
First-ever pens loss at a WC, courtesy of Paraguay.

Netherlands: total football, total collapse. Missed pens like they forgot tulips need actual aim too. 🌷

Engineering and philosophy both failed the eye test today.

[Osama @oaj204]

Martinelli’s 90+5 broke Japan hearts.

The Samurai Blue gave everything. Just not enough ⚔️🇯🇵

New Jersey is next.

The Seleção have been warned — they’re not invincible 🇧🇷

[Osama @oaj204]

Brazillllll

[Osama @oaj204]

Japan vs Brazil.

Round of 32.

90+6 on the clock.

Still 1-1.

Extra time incoming and Japan are STANDING TALL 🇯🇵🔥

Sushi. Bullet trains. Giant killers.

[Osama @oaj204]

Apple news of raising product prices due to soaring chip cost brings all the markets down. Saala aik machar admi ko….

[Osama @oaj204]

Everything I own is red today.

🔴 Stocks — red
🔴 Crypto — red
🔴 Gold — red
🔴 My will to check my phone — also red

My portfolio looks like a ketchup factory exploded 🍅📉

I diversified across 3 asset classes just to lose money in all 3 simultaneously. That takes talent actually.

This isn’t investing anymore. This is just donating to hedge funds and my net worth is having an identity crisis 😭

[Osama @oaj204]

England vs Ghana: 0-0.

Kane had the goal gaping and volleyed it into the clouds ☁️

78% possession, 0.27 xG, and somehow 90 minutes of football was played.

Fish and chips. Warm beer. A 0-0 draw. Peak England experience.

#WorldCup2026

[Osama @oaj204]

Portugal didn’t come to play. They came to conquer. 🇵🇹

5-0. Ronaldo with a brace. 41 years old and still writing history — first man EVER to score at six World Cups 🐐

Uzbekistan turned up with the silk road courage. Portugal sent them home with a geography lesson 💀

[Osama @oaj204]

Austria 3-1 Jordan. Algeria 2-1 Jordan.

Eliminated. But let’s be real — a country that had never seen a World Cup just packed a 2,000-year-old Roman amphitheater at 3am to watch their boys 🏛️🇯🇴

That’s not a loss. That’s a beginning.

[Osama @oaj204]

Nobody beats Messi.

Not time. Not age. Not Austria. 🐐

[Osama @oaj204]

Messi misses a penalty. Hmmm

[Osama @oaj204]

Spain put Saudi Arabia to the sword 🇪🇸⚔️

La Roja are serious World Cup contenders and it’s not even a debate anymore 🔥

#ESPKSA #WorldCup2026

[Osama @oaj204]

Some things are just in the DNA.

Meatballs. Flat pack furniture. Collapsing at World Cups. 🇸🇪😭

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

4 - Sweden are the first side to win their first game by 4+ goals (5-1) and then lose their second by 4+ goals (1-5) at a FIFA World Cup tournament since...

Sweden in 1938.

ABBA.

[Osama @oaj204]

Chasing 463 at The Oval with no Stokes is like ordering a full English and getting served plain toast. 😭

Matt Henry didn’t even break a sweat. 11 wkts.

England got battered. Like their fish. 🐟💀🥝

[Osama @oaj204]

Japan came to this World Cup and said: we don’t just serve sushi, we serve 4-0 demolitions 🇯🇵🍣

Ayase Ueda brace, history made — first AFC team EVER to score 4 in a WC game.

The cherry blossoms bloom beautiful… and ruthless 🌸💀

[Osama @oaj204]

2018: Group stage exit. 2022: Group stage exit. 2026: Knockout stage secured with a game to spare. The Germans are back and they mean business. 🇩🇪

[Osama @oaj204]

Deniz Undav spent months fighting for his Germany place. Seven Bundesliga goals to force his way back in.

Then comes off the bench at a World Cup and volleys Germany to victory. That’s the stuff. 🙌

[Osama @oaj204]

Sweden brought Gyökeres AND Isak to a World Cup — two of the best strikers in Europe — and still couldn’t assemble a single goal until the 59th minute.

More instructions than an IKEA manual and still couldn’t put it together. Netherlands 4-1. 🔧😭

[Osama @oaj204]

PAK-W needed 124 in a T20. Got bowled out for 100.

Lost to Bangladesh. By 23 runs. At a World Cup.

Pakistan Women’s cricket has been “developing” for 20 years — new coaches, new federations, new promises.

This is what that development looks like.
Same result. Different year. Different excuse.

[Osama @oaj204]

304 to win. 6 wickets. No Stokes. Root captaining.

England’s greatest miracle-maker is watching from the sidelines. NZ are taking this. 🥝🏏