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Rat bastard.

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I just bought diesel that started with a 4 instead of a 5 for the first time in months. I’m unstoppable today 💃🏼 🎉

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Extreme sport farmer edition: finding a place to pee with 5 men in the field.

Bonus points if you fire back up before you get 3 “r u broke down” texts.

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Applications are now open for someone to bring me supper to the field. #harvest2022

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@IanGrimm10 Thank you for putting that terrible thought in my mind

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Apparently I have reached the age where I no longer find subtitles annoying and actually prefer them. #25Goingon50

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@chincouleespuds Guy who moved it there didn’t release the hydraulics before it got filled 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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Most people my age are getting married, having babies, or spending too much time at the bar. Me? I’m workin 7 days a week trying to make my dream of farming my own ground a reality.

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@DavyCrockettDMZ Thank you!

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@HJsmith98982553 I’ve heard this answer a lot but a lot of guys don’t like it, worry about the integrity of the sample.

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Hey ag Twitter, got a question. Has anyone used a drill with a little auger on it for pulling soil samples in hard ground? How’s it work, let’s see your setup. Thanks.

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True story: legumes fix nitrogen

Based on a true story: legume crops never need fertilizer

Inspired by a true story: we can replace all fertilizers with soil biology

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Hey Twitter, I’ve started my own precision ag company focusing on grid soil samples and variable rate fertilizer prescriptions. Head over to Facebook and give OK Precision Ag a like.

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@CJHowsden Bet

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@JLinvilleFert Sign me up!

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@JLinvilleFert Do you think because of this we will see more nitrogen fertilizer manufactured in the US? Or are we just going to be screwed until China allows fert exports again?

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PSA: do not live in an area with bad sandburs. You will find them in your sheets, in your socks, in your pants. And it will piss you off everytime you get randomly poked.

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@TheFarmerHayden Used them at the coop. PAIN IN THE BUTT. Glad you got it figured out.

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To the car extended warranty people:
You got the year wrong on the pickup you were trying to warranty
Sincerely,
Lose my number

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@chelsea_kegler So whiskey and bad decisions?