To all the Uber drivers I’ve ever had:
I don’t really care about the new app and it’s glitches. Please stop talking to me about it while I’m blasting my decompressing playlist.
Sincerely,
Me, I’m sorry.
It's October 1st and all I'm worried about is whether I've preordered Sawkill Girls and Boneless Mercies and when Hocus Pocus will show on Freeform today. #hocuspocus#autumnpriorities
It’s the first week of October. A year ago this week, the Times broke the Weinstein story. Two years ago this week, the Access Hollywood tape was released. 27 years ago this week, Anita Hill announced she’d be willing to testify. 229 years ago this week, women rioted in Paris.
Without fail, whenever I put dressy clothes on someone who’s just smoked weed has to sit right next to me. Like, bruh, it is 5am, I am going to work. Why here?
30 percent of a female anaconda’s weight goes into making babies—so the extra kilos of meat from her strangled mate are welcome https://t.co/BZaQpspMtN