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Finance | Chelsea

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@ELLIOTTTTFC Kante

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@Letter_to_Jack Even though he will enjoy capital allowance on the car at the corporate level, if the car is in the company's name, he will suffer personal income tax because the car will be treated as part of his emolument (benefit in kind) from the company.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

My fellow men, the 10- year period between the ages of 35 and 45 is a critical period for your health. You are right in the middle of trying to make something of your career. You are probably married and have bought your first car, maybe even your first house. You can afford to hang with the boys, eat plenty of nkwobi and isi ewu, and drink plenty of beer.

Before you know it, your stomach would start to shoot out. Then you’ll realise that you are easily tired and that just climbing a flight of stairs has you panting. That is when you may experience your first bout of erectile dysfunction. Don’t resort to herbal sexual enhancements. You’ll kill your liver and kidney.

Instead, now is the time to take up physical exercise in a serious way. I know that you may not have time in the middle of all your hustle but I can share some tips.

You can do 10 quick push ups at work several times a day. When you go to a shopping center, park at the far end and walk. In high rise buildings, take the stairs instead of the lift. If you are buying things in the neighborhood, leave the car at home. If you can, join a gym near work, so that you can go straight from work before you get home.

Most importantly, find a way of lifting weights 2-3 times a week, even if it is just to buy some dumbbells you can use at home. Lifting weights would bulletproof your body and boost your testosterone. Get a full body workout at least once a week, maybe on Saturdays or whenever you get a day off.

Do these from for those 10 years between 35 and 45 and you will hardly fall sick, and madam will be kept happy well into your old age. But please consult your doctor before you start any exercise routine.

Finally, it is not everything that you see that you must eat. And I am not only talking about food.

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@mrlurvy That’s not revenue sir. Not all inflow into a bank account is revenue.

[Dele Momodu Ovation @DeleMomodu]

SINCERE APOLOGIES… It has become necessary for me to offer apologies to those who have asked me for one support or the other in recent time for my inability to help. God is my witness, I’m currently overwhelmed by my own projects that require absolute discipline and focus. I pray that God will help me to be able to bless those who genuinely need help. If I have not picked your call, it is because I feel too pained to say NO to you. It is a sign of my respect for you, and not of disdain. I’m a man of modest income and I always try not to overstretch my luck.
I wish for your kind understanding at this difficult moment…

[Bayo Adeyinka @greaterbayo]

Don't Ignore Your Candle

That organization was the rave that year circa 2003/4. Everyone I knew wanted to work there. The branding was impeccable. I remember all their buildings were painted white inside-out. They were the first major corporate to do that then.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Lagos is filled with vibes. This morning choke.

The danfo i entered from Ketu to Fadeyi na elele. We didn't have issues on the road until we got to Onipanu bus stop. The driver parked at the original designated bus stop which is far away from where buses drop people usually...

[Fiyin Olubiyi @fiyinolubiyi]

leaving Christianity

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

My 9-year-old son asked me a question I have been waiting for but it was a bit early. No, it wasn't about sex, it was about faith and religion.

He asked why there was evil and bad people when God was supposed to be good and all-powerful. Why can't God just make everything good?

[Abubakar Suleiman - previously blue ticked @suleimana]

How to balance a broken debt..

Step 1: Exit SOEs with negative ROIs and use proceeds to reduce debt.. (NNPC)

Step 2: Privatize services that are proven to be better provided by the private sector (NITEL)

Step 3: Consolidate taxes and collect ext digitally (VAT, WHT)

[Idris Ayinde, FCA, CFA @hedrees_ayinde]

Big 4- “4 Star General” - My 10 Lessons from working at all the Big 4 firms.
The Big 4 is popularly referred to, the four largest professional services networks in the world, ie., Deloitte, Ernst & Young (EY), KPMG, and PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC).

[Trent Shelton @TrentShelton]

Dear God: Thank you for protecting me when I wasn’t doing what was best for me.

[Bayo Adeyinka @greaterbayo]

God Is Not Through With You Yet

I love the Bible.

It's a very real, practical and down-to-earth book. Very relatable. It doesn't gloss over the characters foibles. Shows you the characters struggle just like we do.

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@ToyosiGodwin @jemmies_touch

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Once you have finally solved the problem of regular income as a professional by getting a good job, you start trying to secure the future with the right investments. This is the pattern most people follow and they almost always end up doing the same things - property, equities...

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@banksofCalgary @MikeSoetan

[Akin @OAkinlolu]

@JoyChuksO @MikeSoetan

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

Paul would have written a letter to Lagosians if he was still alive