oakley fans

Love oakley, oakley fans follow me.

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Checking the fridge every 10 minutes to see if any food magically appeared.

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Always be yourself. unless you can be batman. then always be the batman.

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Beyonce dated, got married, and THEN got pregnant. I hope you females take a pen and a pad and make notes of that.

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Adding "and shit" to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit....

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You maybe look pretty. At night. Behind a wall. With a bag on top of your head. To a Blind Person. If they turned around. Just maybe.

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Twitter is currently the only social network that your parents haven't ruined.

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(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are always good for you. You're welcome.

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That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.

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I wish I could go to school without studying, just having fun with my friends.

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Dear sleep, I know we had some issues when I was a kid, but now I love you.

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Facebook = People I know and hate. Twitter and Tumblr = People I love and wish I knew.

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Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big.

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The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.

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Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you" "Yeah.. So is a grenade...”

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2 words I hate. → School and Monday...

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Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone fall because of a banana..

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Things that keep me up at night: loneliness, cold, heat, hunger, late night texting, memories, over thinking, worries, the internet...

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Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies..

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You're 14. You were dumped. Your life isn't over..

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When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses. Right?