David Oakley

Parking Attendant at BooneOakley, Author of NOBODY EATS PARSLEY

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

@NBA__Courtside Almost as dumb as the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl up 28-3… just run the clock out.

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

@DumbRookiehits Kon

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What a find!!! A treasure in my closet. #bestisyettocome #highofmyday #... https://t.co/bHlf4PU6Eu via @YouTube

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@ByPatForde Hahahahaha

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@ByPatForde Hahahahaha

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

@ESPN_Schick They were WRONG.

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

Hall Mast = Mourning.
Upside Down = Distress

@PanthersCulture @axioscharlotte @Saints @Panthers @DilworthNG @wxbrad @AtlantaFalcons @WFAN660 @wfnz @barstoolsports

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Vote with your gearshift. #vote

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

I produced this commercial 30 years ago, written by the great @oakleydavid VOTE! White Supremacy 25 Yrs Ago Commercial Is Even More Powerful Today ... https://t.co/DNQjuX5bfd via @YouTube

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

Vote with your gearshift. #vote

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

You know it’s time to go to Vegas, when you look your lunch check and say to yourself, “Hey, that’s a straight.” @VitalVegas

[Vikings Central @VikesCentral]

Lions waving goodbye to their first Super Bowl appearance
https://t.co/yUBZHkIhQH

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

Lions gonna Lion.

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Top 10 @NFL tweet ever…

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Greg Brady’s photograph established that Westdale High’s receiver was, in fact, in bounds. It also established their opponent had the worst secondary ever because that’s gotta be the most open motherfucker in football history.

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

The next week, my SI arrived and my letter was published. To this day, it’s my proudest professional achievement.

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

When I was a kid, I read Sports Illustrated cover to cover every week. Like @tommytomlinson it helped me realize I wanted to be a writer. I’m showing this cover, not because it’s my favorite but because it inspired me to write a letter to the editor..

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

GOLDEN KNIGHTS!!!!!! Viva Las Vegas!!!!!

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

@CasinoJoe412 @VitalVegas @VitalVegas Day 6/9 should be a Clark County Holiday. Imagine how epic the parade will be!

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

Happy @VitalVegas Day 6/9

[David Oakley @oakleydavid]

@tommytomlinson I can stop thinking about this. If you were in Vegas in 1988, which futures bet would you have taken? Miami to go 3,6,9,16 or the Hornets to go 0,0,0,0? What the Hornets have accomplished (or not accomplished) is almost statistically impossible…