krys

the woke mob they warned you about

[mimi @lightnds]

i’m the only person on earth who is right about everything

[turbomander @turbomander]

*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

cigarettes are actually good for the environment because they kill people

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

how did they fit the whole world in one cup

[INTERNET 4NGEL @B4BYCHAI]

when i talk about matt johnson i have to say Matt Johnson in its entirety but when i say jay it’s like well. thats Bird. its jay

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[blaire @pissshit90001]

The best part of being extremely tired/loopy is that everything is 10x funnier to you

[angie @sweetangelette]

the worst person you know wants to study psychology

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Everyone die at the same time 1 2 3 Go

[uu @um33m3]

not a fan of accidentally remembering thoughts i wanted to forget permanently

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[angel @angelshit]

Traffic lights can sense if you’ve been kind lately

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people