Made me smile . A friend just sent me this
If you had purchased ยฃ1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines eight years ago, you would have ยฃ49.00 today.
If you had purchased ยฃ1,000 of shares in AIG insurance seven years ago, you would have ยฃ33.00 today.
If you had purchased ยฃ1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers eleven years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased ยฃ1,000 of shares in Northern Rock nine years ago, you would have nothing today
But, if you had purchased ยฃ1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received ยฃ214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average person walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be a piss head.๐ป๐