oallison

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this behind the scenes footage of 'Sex and the City' ... this is like finding the Holy Grail

[Jacob Blank @iamjacobblank]

that rocks

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[໊ @buffys]

THE MOST HQ VIDEO OF THE MOON IN EXISTENCE JUST RELEASED

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

[oallison @oallison]

how do you get a comedian to stop raping you?

…

tell them they’re running the light

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Just to update everyone, Surya Bonaly is looking good and still got it. Bless. ⛸️

[𝓜. ❤︎ @rissalutions]

Since the Winter Olympics is underway, this is the perfect time to post Surya Bonaly doing her back flip on ice. Judges used to underscore her and I loved that she did the backflip in her last performance before retiring as a big FU to the establishment.

[Jacob Blank @iamjacobblank]

Blank 2025 / capture the magic before it goes away

I'm making room for new products in 2025. Unfortunately, that means a ton of stuff is going away. Grab your gear before it disappears.

[oallison @oallison]

I hate when there’s a hair in my blowjob

[oallison @oallison]

Pdiddy is about to get pardoned

[oallison @oallison]

@elonmusk Elon stop!!! This is irresponsible to post about required voter ID, and your post is extremely misleading

[oallison @oallison]

I wish everything was a flat file cabinet

[oallison @oallison]

why are we doing this 🫶 hand gesture differently . I can’t do the fingers

[oallison @oallison]

Babes JB Pritzker is going low key wild rn #DNC

[oallison @oallison]

@iamjacobblank so cool

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

when they’re sending their shooters, they’re not sending their best

[Jacob Blank @iamjacobblank]

Got requests to make it a t-shirt, so here it is! There's also a singlet, if you're nasty.

[oallison @oallison]

I think I’m getting old because my internet browser has defaulted to Bing…and I’m not that mad about it

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Ok ok got it