Mogden

I sell subarus

[Mogden @oarkmgden]

Sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D

Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd

Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd

Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women

Lessons in there.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when will these storage wars end? theyve taken the lives of too many good men

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

In Iraq he’s actually 652 dinar

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[Mogden @oarkmgden]

@packers Hey come on now, we can’t be making fun of Romeo about the helmet caps. He’s going to remember these tweets 10 years from now because he won’t have CTE. 😂

[Terrance McKinney @twrecks155]

We need the rematch asap

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Twas the night before Josh

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

The exciting whites remain undefeated!!

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

This

[GL @gldivittorio]

Assault with a deli weapon

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Genius of month.