oatmeal enthusiast

a pleasure to have in class

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

[Google Maps voice]: welcome to New Hampshire

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

not necessarily saying a president needs to know how to manage algae, but if the manager of a Super 8 fucked up the swimming pool so badly they had to call in the National Guard, my response would not be "hell yeah let's let this guy take a crack at brokering peace with Iran"

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

Selina Meyer, the spirit of your administration lives on

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

try not to say family challenge

[Washington Spirit @WashSpirit]

The NWSL Championship is coming to @AudiField on Nov 21 ⚽️

As Spirit CEO Kim Stone puts it: "DC shows up for women's sports like few cities in the world. A fan base this passionate deserves events like this."

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

The regular sized library is also free

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[Andraís @Andres_Freeman]

When the sheep were actually doing detective work

[Kay @kristines626]

My want of women's pro sports teams to have separate identities from men's teams vs my want for cities to have cohesive and coordinated teams regardless of gender are fighting again

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

Just bought diapers for the first time and I truly don't think I will ever financially recover from this

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I cannot imagine advocating for women to not get proper and adequate gynecological healthcare and acting like it’s a feminist take

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

Feminism W! Local Woman Only Saw Female Cardinals at The Park Today

[The Hill @thehill]

RFK Jr. unveils campaign for ‘deprescribing’ antidepressants
https://t.co/dlGaPv0PA3

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

Nurses Week Vibes: they gave me a bag of assorted candies but one of them was a wintergreen lifesaver and now my snickers is minty

[oatmeal enthusiast @oatconsumer]

5/11 of these being spirit players 💅

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Stars of the month ✨

Here is April’s @Amazon Prime Best XI.