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*screams into the void*

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@buffys Simply perish

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Please, is there an “I’m not interested” filter specifically for posts about celebrities that ran the tokyo marathon

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my absolute limit for what’s an acceptable wait time for anything: the time I usually take to rest between sets

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if you also studied #architecture hoping to use your creativity and design skills to do net good for the world and ended up getting jaded and burnt out, you may also be just realizing that impact entrepreneurship might be a much greater/better space to be in #Oscars2025

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Isn’t there something beautiful about living in a world where you’re able to tweet a screenshot of a tumblr post you saw on instagram (or diabolical, I can’t tell)

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I am “dillydally” and I love it 🎀🤌

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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the #phd was #phding today

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#skiing is just (slightly) controlled falling, with a nice view

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my confidence level when doing my actual job that I have several ivy league degrees and years of on-the-job training in: 📉📉📉

my confidence level when cutting my husband’s hair with no plan, no skill, no training, just vibes: 📈📈📈

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Anyone else newly develop an irrational fear of being stuck in Biel/Bienne, the bilingual Swiss city?

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Running 15 miles and taking a 7-minute freezing cold shower is my kind of fantastic Wednesday afternoon activity

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It’s such hard work thinking up punchy and funny tweets for all seven of my followers, consider yourselves lucky

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I’m autotheistic if that’s a word: I’m neither atheist nor agnostic, I just believe in whatever I feel is right at the moment ✨

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@affect_affect 🥰

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proud weird gal here 🙋🏻‍♀️

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do spotify mixes count because I can work some magic with those 🧙🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Lee Owens @kellyleeowens]

See you in the DMs!!! ;)

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@residentadvisor @FuturFestival @floatingpoints @KerriChandler @affect_affect we can take the train to Turin!

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swiss hospitals are wild… I went in for an appointment I booked two months ago today, only to find out I was rebooked for a month from now, only notified of the change by a letter mailed to me a few days ago that I haven’t yet received, and would I like to rebook for march 2036?

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@MerriamWebster The kernel is fixing the plumming that the drout broke with a pair of sizzers before he eats cantaloop and keenwa and plays the base

colonel > kernel
plumbing > plumming
drought > drout
scissors > sizzers
cantaloupe > cantaloop
quinoa > keenwa
bass > base

Couldn’t choose one 🙈

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As a reuse-focused architect and researcher, this is the kind of project I want to see 🤩 (and honestly, work on, anyone looking for an architect can dm me!)

[Resident Advisor @residentadvisor]

A former Oakland Goodwill is now a new 1000-capacity venue, Ceremony.
https://t.co/AxlvDssPqT