Oatmealpackets

mannnn Idek what I’m doing on Twitter🤷 but I know it’s fun as hell 🤷

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@QueenNephi Not that your not ever gonna respond but I would love to get to know you

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@cupcakeXLX @kazimirol @xdownloaderbot download this

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I once found myself complaining and talking shit about other people……
I paused myself and said wow!!
I really must be bored and unhappy with my life

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Stop holding people accountable for their actions, explaining yourself, pouring energy into the situation..
Just move accordingly

They will figure it out if not ohh well
🤷

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You become a professional at anything you choose to do consistently! So that person who’s always complaining isn’t really sad they just know how to spot everything wrong on the world.

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The human flaw #473

The thing that a person craves the most
When they get it, they no longer want it.

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The same way they open their mouth to complain, they better give the same energy when they give head

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Is it just me or this was the most underwhelming summer ever…
Last year I woulda got kidnapped in a different country escaped and made it back with tacos, a margarita and 20$ I stole from the kidnappers

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@CALAMITY_XO @CALAMITYSHEREEE NGL watching u and ur partner not only enjoy each other but create a space that others could eventually open up and say I wanna show the world too! Is inspiring asf. I sometimes watch me and my girlfriend’s videos.. I’m lying I watch them all the time😂 I always wanna post them

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Why do people want you to explain their own actions to them

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@Thethroat01 Yessss

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Imagine shooting your first porn scene and outta no where your hip pops really loudly

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@gentei_gra 彼女の他のビデオやこのビデオより長いビデオはありますか？

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I was not brought into this planet
“on purpose “ but i will say my purpose isn’t to allow one thing to consume me…

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Before we fuck, Let’s argue

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How to crash on your girl😌
Step 1: don’t argue with her, cause she not gonna take accountability
Step 2: give her the best date night
Step 3: get her horny asf
Step 4: don’t thrust at ALL make her work harder than she ever has to cum in any position you put her in

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Pop a Molly
Put on a mascot costume
Throw on some headphones
& let’s party bitches

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Wanna get over something really fast!
Indulge in it!
See what your missing out on
You’ll realize the thing you’ve been missing was just sheer temptation

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@spicedicebaby That’s funny asf 😂 I woulda said do you really wanna know

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Someone asked me “What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? “

I took a second

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Closed my eyes, opened them slowly and said “ I seen a sad person smile “