texas tender™️

good dog (they/them)

[helena riley @freshhel]

In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

el oh elling at my own drafts

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

oops I bought more clogs hehe

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

the sex shop in virginia beach has military/veteran parking

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

who up rearranging their clowns?

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

today i am missing my silly little kennel job.

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

I just can’t drink topo chico from a plastic bottle it doesn’t taste right!!

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

loooove when they sic the postmaster on an unruly custie at the post office

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

am i delusional or do i need handmade red leather ballet flats

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

frantically driving to sur la table the second barefoot contessa says “every French housewife knows” about a kitchen appliance I’ve never heard of

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

pov we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

pretending to look busy but im just writing love letters

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

im table-pilled, never couch eating again 💅💅💅

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

i luv when my house reeks of yeast while i proof dough❤️

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

humiliated & ashamed of how rustic my baguettes came out.

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

the best part about film work is having a tray of tuna sammies presented to me every 3 hours

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

case of seltzer purchased friday unfortunately/impressively will not see monday

[꩜ @laylology]

i cry out in ecstasy at every chihuahua because i see past their corporeal forms and witness them as the radiating orbs of light they really are

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

don’t talk 2 me til I’ve had my lemony chickpeas

[texas tender™️ @oatmilflatte]

roundabouts are cool & efficient but I prefer not to engage