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big brained bimbo. palatably insufferable

[angie @teaxtarot]

OCD feels like you constantly forgot something and also you’re going to be arrested because of it

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[molly mermin @mollymermaids]

this has been on my tl at least 10x a day for the last 3 days and I laugh every time

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they’d have to cut all my scenes if i was on love island cuz id be digging in my butt so much

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i wish the members of the donner party could have heard Dancing On My Own

[Andrea 🍯🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

Crazy how Taylor debuted with a song with a theme of when you see this I hope you think of me. And now everyone thinks of her. For everything. Literally even things that don’t involve her. Lmao.

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

the concept of starting your career with the lyric "he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night, i said that's a lie"... she was destined for superstardom

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

When Tim McGraw first came out, I was young enough that I thought "truck with a tendency of getting stuck on back roads at night" meant he had a shitty truck

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when shit doesn’t go my way and ppl comfort me by saying “at least it was a learning experience” like I am already really smart I don’t need more learning I NEED W’S!!!!!

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

starting that album with a song saying “i was a flight risk with a fear of falling wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts” is simply insane

[trash jones @jzux]

you guys are killing yourselves slowly by deciding you’re already dead!

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

Randomly listening to Dear John, and like she really started that thing with “long were the nights when my days once revolved around you”. They should’ve inducted her into the HOF as a teenager idc

[the space needle's girlfriend @spaceneedlesgf]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[justice @justiceaudre]

people underestimate how much it weighs on you to have to repeatedly tell the people who love you & want you to be well that you want to d*e

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

if you feel a lil tremor in the ground today don’t worry i’m just stepping outside w my big fat juicy voluptuous rotund butt!!

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen Hasan say

[chin @nvrfeltsoglum]

i can't call you a stranger
but i can't call you
i know you think that i erased you
you may hate me, but i can't hate you
and i won't replace you

[FakeAssCherylLynn @bigfairee]

Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!