Dr. Alison MD

Family Medicine with Obstetrics MD • 📸, my 🦮s, Jayhawk 🏀 • obstetrics, lifestyle & preventative med, health equity • she/her/ella • Opinions & dad jokes mine

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

I love getting subtly roasted by my attendings.

“I think the real reason you get along so well with geriatric patients is because you have all the same hobbies as them.”

🙃😂🙃

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@JezziiB The point is intimidation. Make pregnant people who are trying to make the best choice for themselves uncomfortable/feel pressured into leaving.

This behavior is disgusting. If the point *isn’t intimidation, they would just pray in their own churches.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@Gracee072014 @paulinaVEVO At least this man probably knows what a clitoris is, unlike the average MAGA male 🤗

Beauty is both external and internal. Miller has repeatedly demonstrated his interior is even more rotten and repulsive than his exterior.

[𝐔𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲🧚‍♀️ @veekeeuche]

Women with PhDs do not care about impressing men.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@KeithPierce Real ones know [sheet cake was how I survived Riley nights 👀]

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

As an attending FMOB doc, I take 24-hour L&D call once weekly in addition to my normal outpatient clinic.

One thing residency taught me is the importance of the right fuel to get me through long days. Just finished meal-prepping for tomorrow and it was so pretty, I had to share

[Sara Wahedi @SaraWahedi]

Made it my life’s mission to become the Taliban’s worst nightmare:

A highly educated Afghan woman.

First, Columbia University at the top of my class, and now Oxford University.

Give Afghan girls one chance and see what they can achieve.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@KBukele1367 @CathyReisenwitz Better than in the past does NOT equal egalitarian.

We don’t rely on men for sustenance anymore. Marriage has to provide us some benefit, too. Better does NOT mean there isn’t still work to be done.

[Jordan Abbott MD @JordanAbbottMD]

Physicians are not resistant to change.

We are resistant to being changed by people who have never taken care of a patient.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@AbrahamBEyre @xevekiah Awww, no uterus? Opinion denied. Your level of incompetance indicates your failure as a human.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. The reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@MitziHeffner

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

Finally finished the 2’ tall disco IUD I’ve been working on for my primary care office!

Even better: my physician partner got us a disco ball bubble machine to bring some fun to pediatric visits.

I love my job and the people I work with 😍

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Christian nationalism is a danger to our country

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@OgFiji__ @HerDreadsRock + those ⚪️ physicians should NOT be physicians allowed to treat patients if they refuse to study and understand the incredibly complex history of racism within the medical system.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@OgFiji__ @HerDreadsRock All of this in the setting of a long history of medical abuse and verifiably worse outcomes for Patients of Color when treated by ⚪️ physicians…

As a ⚪️physician, other ⚪️physicians getting upset that patients want better outcomes and/or docs who listen to them is asinine.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@MDonoharm @IanCopeland5 Did you even read the paper to see what their outcomes of interest were?

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@akeith941 @mjtimber2 @IanCopeland5 Hi, actual doctor working in healthcare here. No, you have not 🤗 anecdotes (true or not) do NOT equal evidence worthy of anything other than potentially inspiring scientific study. The studies have been done and do NOT show evidence supporting your assertion.

[Dr. Alison MD @oatsdoc]

@MagaNorth @IanCopeland5 The FDA is literally controlled by your side, yet even that fact in the setting of verifiable data isn’t enough to convince you that *maybe* you were wrong