The Kash Patel bourbon: strong notes of insecurity, narcissism, incompetence and alcohol-fueled national security risk. Pairs well with taxpayer-funded getaways and the occasional SWAT-assisted wake-up call.
WARNING: The Kash Patel bourbon impairs judgment, undermines critical FBI decisions and causes paranoia.
@nationalgridus you have the worst customer service! You've spammed by phone with 20+ voicemails telling me to call to get a new meter. I call you and have been on hold 20 min. The hold message says go to the website but your website has nothing on new meters.
After five unforgettable years, today I announced I am stepping down in July from my role as President & CEO of @CommCatHealth for a new adventure. I am so proud of what we accomplished together to advance health justice and so grateful to the entire Community Catalyst team.
(Not So) FUN FACTS:
Al Gore won 543,895 more votes than George W. Bush.
Hillary Clinton won 2,868,686 more votes than #PO1135809.
One person, one vote.
Whoever gets the most votes is the winner.
PERIOD.
#AbolishTheElectoralCollege
@qjurecic It also seems like reporters are beginning to cover the justices as they would cover other public officials. And that offends people who are committed to the belief that justices are not like other public officials.
I'd see a movie about Nike's inability to sign Steph Curry because they didn't think he was anything special. The inverse of the MJ story, with Phil Knight gnashing his teeth in the background like Gargamel with some Oakleys.
The frequency of school shootings in the United States totally baffles friends abroad. They don’t understand how a country, a great country, would allow it, appear to tolerate it and refuse to address it. Some families don’t want to send their kids to study in the US.
My husband: I don’t want a dog. We don’t need a dog. We don’t have time for one.
My husband 2 years later: I read an article about dog emotional well-being & we should stop saying goodbye when we leave because Truffle will be more sad. We don’t want her to worry when we’re out.
Obviously the Army killing Pat Tillman and covering it up afterwards is the worst thing the U.S. military did to him, but the years they’ve spent rolling out his portrait backed by some inspirational music as a recruiting tool is a surprisingly close second
That lady can stand up in that bright yellow dress and clap for abortion rights and the Equality Act all she wants, but if she had just supported filibuster reform and convinced her friend from West Virginia to do the same, we would’ve had both.