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[🕸️ @recreatings]

im hype too nigga but u could have worded ts better 😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

You'll think he's not hearing you till you say something odd.

[Dubem🩺 @downsidenorth]

Consultants are the biggest aura farmers 😂😭

[Naijababie4lyf @naijababie4lyf]

Africans do not think of Haiti at all.

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

bro doesn’t know how to sugarcoat his words

[Big Jikada🇵🇹🏁 @bigjikada0]

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Played 5-a-side tonight and they stopped the match for a hydration break

[jebill• @jebillll]

your ears like bellingham's celebration
you and who are one?

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

poor man really no see life come. mr eazi give woman belle tell us make we guess pikin gender.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Abeg if you get HIV, try dey use nose ring like others for easy identification🙏

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

i go steal your 16 make your mind first dey

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

El león puede perder sus dientes pero no las ganas de comer.

[Apti Kgotso® @TheSpecialBaby]

Niggahz:

[Atticus @redl3tters]

I used to date this girl who was very into the idea of being the best girlfriend ever and one of the ways she set out to accomplish this was by regularly waking me up by giving me head.

I’d often regain consciousness to the sensation of her initiating the act, which was great, but –– and I know this might surprise you –– after a while it got old.

Many mornings, I just wanted to sleep in for an extra hour rather than “rise” and shine at 6 am. Head is cool, but having your final hour of sleep stolen away does start to take a toll on a man after a while.

So at a certain point, I started to think maybe I should tell her to chill out a little. Like, hey, I see what you’re doing here and I love the spirit behind the commitment, but… maybe later, ya know?

Yet in the midst of that thought, I had an epiphany:

This isn’t really about me.

This girl is on a mission. Being the best girlfriend ever gives her an identity and purpose and meaning. Who am I to prioritize my own fleeting desires over her deeper needs? Getting my dick sucked at 6 am is about her.

So the wakeup head continued. Morning after morning. I never said a word. Because I am an incredible person.

This is what empathy is like, ladies. Many of you could use some.

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

First person to loose aura driving a lambo😂

[gam @mbafraaude]

You killed the man But not the idea