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[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻🎨✨🇵🇹🇧🇷 @ButtyGhetto_]

Vitinha, Pedri, Musiala and co are all better than Jude Bellingham until it’s time to do what Jude Bellingham does 😂😂

We don’t do fake “Game Control” here, no wuru wuru, just straight to the point with workings 😎😍🥰

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

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Welcome back to the peaky era😎😎 #peakyblinders #bbcmemes

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@KvngGenerous Ahhhhh
Una Dey over cook some Matter oooo😂

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@n6oflife6 😂😂😂😂🫢
Lwkm😂

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@thatforexguy3 Ahhhh 18 polo
Have mercy on the new takers na😂😂

[5FITCEO @5FITCEO]

I withdraw every negative statement i have made about my future, and I speak favor and purpose over my life, in Jesus name, Amen!

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@isrealjuju Burnapiano😂🫢

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@antoine_os Best secret way to listen to music then is boarding school

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@koffiklein1 Worst of it all
If u con say from a friend and u must not mention the Friend

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@sledge_baba Eni dupe Eni loma ri to la Gba

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@john322226 E get some pattern wey u go see u go fess ask as howww na 😂😂😂😂

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@illite8boy @Jlsesugh And we have bad 15?
Una Sha get doings😂
La yamal fc🤭

[IZUCHUKWU DỊASỌ @FlawllessBeauty]

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

33. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

34. Even if you're caught red-handed, deny everything. 😎

35. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

Sup Bro 🤜🤛

If you know any other bro code that is not included here drop it share for other bros!

[kelly...! 😈 @kelly_mensahh]

I wanted to go for jogging this evening But Proverbs 28:1 says “ the wicked run when no man is chasing them “ so I stopped 😔

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@NGSuperEagles First big test passed
Nice one❤️
Lots of improvements to be done
Unto the next💯

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@zzilonofficial @___martella @lilkeshofficial Doings Dey 😂

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@Merci_Boi @NigeOfficial $NIGE TO THE WORLD

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@Merci_Boi @NigeOfficial Keep preaching $NIGE

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@ohgracieoguns Why u come cast me likdis na🤣🤣