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[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

Tv shows used to have a Halloween episode a Thanksgiving episode a Christmas episode or special a New Year’s episode a Valentine’s day episode sometimes a St Patrick’s day and an Easter episode all in one season

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

Me trying to remember that one word that will unlock the whole sentence

[fxrxq @farhruk]

This concept of us eating everyday is becoming a little bit problematic o

[Abiodun A. Adeleke👨🏽‍💻 @iamAbiodunAA]

I dey always tell people, it’s not hunger walahi, Nigerians are not good people!

We see opportunity to steal in everything! Like “na me sharp pass” mentality.

Beer ????

[Chief Edozie @UncleSamad_]

This is stupidity. I need us to stop mincing words. You people are stupid. The fool claiming to be president, the idiots standing there, the media capturing it, you that posted it, Nigerians as a whole, we are all stupid that this is our reality. This is fucking stupid.

[Mel ♓️ @_Prettyyassh]

Reacher just be going from state to state, killing people with zero weapons, all bc he can’t mind his business. I love it! 😭

[ms. ozempic @RubytheeSiren]

Live your life o. Nothing wey them no Dey talk

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

I hate it when my brain makes me doubt whether I locked the house door a few minutes after leaving

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

He locked his comments because he’s aware of what’s happening in the country and how people are angry and unhappy.

He knows. He’s aware. Let God be the judge of all.

[symplyseun @symplyseun]

@inDrive it’s been over 24hrs!!!!!!
3 emails later and NO positive response on holding your driver accountable for the damage he caused my friend and I.

My head was fucking stitched!!!! My friend hit her head and strained her legs and y’all are asking me redundant questions about the drivers detail that I already provided.

There’s been no word from the driver in over 24hrs!!! We’ve been in pain and no single tangible statement from you guys yet. I WILL NOT REST!!! Not until y’all take responsibility for this, pay for damages and all our hospital expenses. Also, that driver has to take responsibility for the pain he has caused us.

I WILL NOT REST @inDrive

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

*Bus moves*
👨:Praise the Lord

[- @alani419]

walai i owe my papa a lot gaan

[Alh. Vhiz ™️ @thegr8vhiz]

Bruh I just dey look myself for mirror since, make I quickly go write letter of appreciation give my papa and mama. I fine gan.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

May God put you in a position where you no go bother anybody before you afford anything you want in life 🙏

[ISK @IyegereS]

A child handed me something with their left hand and said 'sorry for the left'.

My dear, I honestly don't care

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

A luxury nobody talks about enough, and that's having quiet neighbors who absolutely don't disturb you.

[Kidobutai @Ohlee_vah]

Why I go get 20m dey date babe wey no get 395k for phone?

If na she get 20m, she go date me ?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The first player to score four first-half goals in the #PL. 👀

#OnThisDay in 2024... 🥶

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone I want in my life.