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[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

I buy my domains from Cloudflare. They sell them at zero markup. I've never had a reason to buy a .ke domain unless I wanted to ship something like https://t.co/Glqikxt2wc for my brakes business.

On DNS, cloudflare is good enough for most. DNS is hard. Picture this.

A user in Naitobi types in your domain name. They are served by a data center in SA. A user in the US will be served from a data centre over there. These are not things you experience when you build kamau and sons law firm website. You just do one domain one A record and you're done. Cloudflare also masks this complexity if you go serverless.

Not everyone is doing serverless though. At a place like Netflix, machines die an ones are born all the time. A single domain name, needs to translate to the nearest machine. They're on AWS and AWS bills them for this. It's called Route53.

For many, just Cloudflare.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.

He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.

He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.

He wanted us to actually write new code.

I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.

I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.

Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.

I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.

I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.

He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.

I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.

By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.

I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.

I used the phrase chronological data scarring.

The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.

He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.

The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.

He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.

He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.

We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.

I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.

I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

As a lifelong fan of Cabo Verde since 2 weeks ago, I know that they can eliminate Argentina 🥹

In Vozinha we trust

[I @W_Asherah]

To everyone who was harmed and maimed on June 25 - our hearts bleed and we feel the pain. We are especially angry because the senior perpetrator got away with it as he has for 33 years. Maimed and killed his way into a presidency. Planning to stay by maiming and killing.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Gen Z did more than reject a Finance Bill, they rewired our politics. From TikTok spaces to court corridors, they disrupted the old script of tribal mobilisation and elite bargains by insisting that public power answer to constitutional principle and economic justice. Their leaderless, tribeless, crowd-sourced organising exposed how quickly informed citizens can fact-check officials, decode bills and turn legalese into rallying cries for accountability. In doing so, they reminded the country that Article 1 is not a slogan but a living reality. All sovereign power belongs to the people, and those who exercise it do so on terms.

Gen Z forced courts to speak faster, MPs to apologise and an Executive that had grown tone-deaf to finally listen. They made institutions feel public pressure in real time and showed that silence in the face of abuse of power is a professional and generational betrayal. Our duty now is to entrench that energy into institutions and not let it fade with the news cycle. If Gen Z could reclaim the streets and the digital public square, the least we can do is ensure that their courage is translated into lasting legal, policy and cultural reform, not another round of cosmetic concessions.

As this moment continues to unfold, let it also be guided by responsibility. Stay safe, remain peaceful and look out for one another. The strength of a movement is not only in its conviction but in its discipline and care for human life. Be each other’s keepers because the future we are demanding must also be one we protect.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Today, I joined @TIKenya, Executive Director, @SheiMasinde, @DiakoniaAfrica & partners for the World Whistleblower Day regional forum.
The harsh reality across East Africa: whistleblower protection is dangerously weak. The eye that witnesses injustice deserves protection, not persecution! We must urgently push for robust legislative reforms to protect those who courageously stand up for the public interest. ✊🏾🇰🇪
#WorldWhistleblowerDay #ProtectWhistleBlowers #WhistleblowerProtection

[Constantine K @Semper_Viventem]

Claude Code automatically adds itself to the commit metadata "Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus <[email protected]>".

I strongly disagree with crediting Claude as a commit co-author. It is a tool I'm paying for, not a copyright holder, not an author. We don't credit Visual Studio.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenyans are being asked to pay more taxes through the Finance Bill 2026, yet the 2026/27 Budget hides KSh 101.37 billion under a vague item called “Other Operating Expenses.” No programme. No purpose. No accountability.

Before taxing Kenyans another shilling, Parliament must clean up the budget. We cannot finance opacity with taxpayers’ sweat.
See attached
#StopBudgetedCorruption
https://t.co/YI18RIv1nC

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Hey oomfs
My friend's brother amepotea please retweet his post ndio waweze kutrace the brother 🙏🏾

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

When you mention Odious Debt, the looters tremble. In just 4 years, Ruto has borrowed more than Uhuru did in 8. The silence of beneficiaries is deafening.

#OdiousDebt #DeniBandia

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Today in the @Senate_KE, I will substantiate how public money is being hidden and stolen in plain sight through budget lines labelled “Other Operating Expenses.” OVER 90 BILLION!

If salaries, utilities, travel, maintenance, fuel, training, procurable items, and other expenditures already have specific vote heads, what exactly is hidden under this vague and ever-expanding category?

Even more troubling, the Constitution requires parliamentary approval for all public borrowing. Yet billions are spent under opaque budget lines that escape meaningful scrutiny.

Kenyans deserve transparency, not blank cheques for wastage, mismanagement, and theft. Every shilling collected from taxpayers must be traceable, justified, and accounted for.

The era of hiding public funds behind vague budget descriptions must come to an end. STAY TUNED

[I am Chege @_James041]

Miscarriage of Justice: Rapists roam free as DCI hunt Gen Z.

This is what happens when a country is led by Satanists!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Lewis Hamilton WINS for Ferrari!

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

😭😭 Kenyan clients hehe.
If they don’t delay payments which are already low, they drag the start date of the project.

Saa hiyo, you’ve moved things around to be ready for the project.

There are a few good ones though.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

PSG RETAIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 🏆🏆

They beat Arsenal on penalties to remain champions of Europe 👏

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

Mohamed Salah is lambasted for not speaking enough, then when he does, is slammed for not doing it at the time and in the manner his critics demand.

He is not a performing monkey. He has given absolutely everything he could to the game - and for just shy of a decade, to Liverpool.

Why is his love for the club always questioned? Why can’t he speak as a fan of Liverpool, which he is?

Salah FC or Misperception FC?

https://t.co/Kekhh3D2ls

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

[Dushnyow!! @obadNess]

@Hamzeml 🦀

[Car.it @kipronobett_]

You mean KRA can track the money my parents send me for upkeep but can't track the billions withdrawn from e-citizen?