Obadayah

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Andrey Santos has just completed a successful medical as new Manchester United player.

Clubs signed all documents for £50m packate deal.

Andrey signs tomorrow, Friday on deal until June 2031 plus option at #MUFC.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.

Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

[Puppet @s1sterkisser]

Sex is meant to be gross and weird and sticky and playful and silly actually!!! Thats the point!!!!

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

If you recognise this, you had a wonderful childhood

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

After seeing how RUTO has poured money in Ol-Kalao by-election

2 billions + heavy development in one month

Other Kenyans are now planning to kill their MP

So that the same development can be brought to their constituency.

MAAJABU HAYA.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Does anyone else spend the entire movie turning the volume up and down because modern movies have zero sound consistency? 😭

[Mtu_kutu💦🍑 @Bab__Jay]

Pale primary mode akisema mmeelewa ama mmelewa??😂

[Himanshu  @oyehimanshu0]

I've already told grandma not to wrap food in newspaper.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

Just prepare your congratulations

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Alitoka Singapore, sasa ako Norway. By the time tunafika 2027 atakua Antarctica uongo zake zifreeze zikufe.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Pale Ol-Kalau, Unaendea shopping Kwa DCP gas unapewa na UDA... Lucky bastards!!

[The Kenya Times @thekenyatimes]

A Kenyan son points out the quiet unspoken ways African parents show love

[Auntie wa bedding/dera🐯 @Ms_Wanjiruh]

Tangu nione a certain influencer who lives in Kinoo akirauka kupanda nduthi hadi riverside kukimbia, nikajua kuna jambo 💀😂😂😂😂

[Florah @FayChep476320]

Class dismissed 😂😂😂

[Mbithe🫧🪼 @_mbithee]

Hii bidii ya kunipost ungekua nayo kwa rounds singekuacha btw