jourdan ⚡️

I watch hockey and save pets • she/her

[jourdan ⚡️ @obaemaa]

@morganbolts Hey! I can’t handle this! Thanks

[jourdan ⚡️ @obaemaa]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[mj🚦— scar enthusiast @aethbeans]

the context

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious

[Weissy @Weissy53]

The Lightning won a hockey game

[chels 𝜗𝜚 @chelssweezy]

if you own a jersey and you live anywhere near the San Jose Sharks, show up for practice tmrw

[jourdan ⚡️ @obaemaa]

I take back everything nice I’ve ever said about Auston Matthews

[maia @cthsweetness]

“hey can i interest u in a bottle of prime”

[listening to day and night @edmonton_eulers]

Hate when I google a player and he’s my age. GROW TF UP!!!!

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Mikey Eyssimont with a Stamkos-ian snipe

[jourdan ⚡️ @obaemaa]

I’m trying to get into college football a little so it can fill the void from hockey not starting yet and man is it hard

[not a caps fan @nastyaovechkin]

Sophie Turner kept yelling “shoot the puck” while teams were setting up the power play, sources told TMZ

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

me when my fav hockey player goes to the penalty box

[Bucky, president of the claude giroux fanclub @princesDameron]

the nhl added 27 teams since the leafs last won a cup

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

their job is beach

[Weissy @Weissy53]

NHL teams realizing that Andrei Vasilevskiy is going to be fully rested going into this season for the first time in years

[regs @wintsluvr]

this barbie wants it to be september already

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guy who’s mad at the Barbie movie:

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

☝️ ticket for ☝️ ticket for
Barbie Oppenheimer