Awayewaserere I

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@_PSalad $160. Don't @ me 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@BOStotheUN @OlawuO @___horla You should feel bad, that container is not gonna degrade in your lifetime; you're messing up the planet for your kids, 'cos you don't wanna wash plate. Congrats.

[Fortunato @MainTheory]

I get an average of three to four scam phone calls (fake IRS, fake FBI) in a day in the US. It’s nowhere near 3-4 in Nigeria. How we’ve allowed them to label Nigeria as the scam capital is beyond me. Big L on our part.

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

If you can't get 1/9, then it's safe to say you never complete basic edu.

[Prof Folúkẹ́ Adébísí @folukeifejola]

What's your score out of 9?

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@nabasiee Based on who them be! LMAO.

[Oseyi. @oseyithegreat]

“Trust no woman, except Britney”👽

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@MrAgiri Fair. I and I are here all weekend. Pull up at your convenience.

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

400 years too long!

[Frank Donga™ @frankdonga_]

Go to a quiet corner, connect your phone to a charger, loosen your belt and your tie small, order peppered Pon-mon and cold zobo, search for Tom&Jerry on YouTube. My brother you cannor kee yourself 👀🚶🏽‍♂️

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

I thought this had the black and white filter on!

[Joe Parkinson @JoeWSJ]

As Nigeria commiserates the 10 year anniversary since the eruption of the Boko Haram insurgency, the Presidency & Military are still repeating the line that the militants have been "technically defeated." Here is a story that shows the reality behind those soundbites. (THREAD)

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@Mz_Own_Ya_Hrt The disrespect is unreal!

[Tracka @TrackaNG]

SGF & CONSTITUENCY PROJECTS SCAM

From N12 BILLION in 2018, the SGF Office gets N16.39BN in 2019.

So much fake progs.

Eg., over 1.5BN is budgeted for REFUGEE EMPOWERMENT.

Since 2017, FOI requests to seek prog/beneficiary specification are buried under the carpet. No response!

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

@tjfromthebloc That’s how star do.

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

Oje lo l'aye!

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

The next Florida?

[Awayewaserere I @obafss]

"A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things." - Ecc 10:19