Judge Quarine Pirro

The fun🏳️‍🌈🌊judge! I defend our POTUS😷, train MAGAs in irony, and have a 🔋 powered 🐬 named ‘Kellyanne’. Don’t touch my bible, my FuxNews or my🍸🍸🍸

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

The #MyPillow 45% OFF Rose Garden sermon coupon code is ‘FLUFFER’. I repeat, ‘FLUFFER’.

@ComedyCentral we’re now even.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@AdyBarkan @JoeBiden Here we go... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Is there going to be another fancy #Washington war parade this July 4th? The one like last year with the ICBMs, tanks, planes, N95 masks, soldiers, Humvees, cats, and horses? You know, for all the planning and #winning we’ve had with 45...

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Seeing a lot more condom commercials lately... Does the #Trojan man know all latex is for gloves, now?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's whopper about his daughter Ivanka personally creating 10 percent of all the jobs in the United States is some North Korea-style BS https://t.co/ZXYBNgjbMw

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Nobody farts in an elevator better than the POTUS.

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

President Trump is using part of the WH briefing on coronavirus as a sort of campaign event by riffing on Democratic politics and Bernie Sanders dropping out.

"It does amaze me that President Obama hasn't supported Sleepy Joe," he says. "He knows something that you don't know."

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

I’m not sure about picking a sitting Senator. Gotta win the Senate for quick confirmations... Rather pick a sideliner or Governor.

https://t.co/ihNBeO2ufF

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@essenviews I created 15,000,000 jobs too. I dropped a hot dog on an anthill.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Still one of the greatest cartoons, ever. #NewYorker #emotions #populism

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@maggieNYT Here we go...

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@KellyO @jdawsey1 @realDonaldTrump ‘He’ has any... He is not one of his LLC’s. So, ask again.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@KellyO Both the best and worst year to be a journalist in a travelling poole. #irony

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Remember: Trump will now follow the #dictators playbook>>>#Confuse, Complain, Cajole. Confuse: Obama / Biden ‘something’s up with their relationship. #Complain: Bernie and he can’t get a break. #Cajole: Bernie Bros: You can love me. Ignore all that ‘stuff’ ‘hoax’ ‘swamp’.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@jdawsey1 He is good at stirring shit.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@jdawsey1 Apologies... He’s said one could grab them by the 🐈 ... so, ya.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@jdawsey1 Because he grabs the best pussy.

[OverBeingNice ☮️💉💉💉💉 @ReSisterSteph]

@bridget123goooo @AmyMcGrathKY To ask a trump question - what do you have to lose KY? Do you really want your State to fall lower?

#wtpSenate #wtpTEAM #WTP2020

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If it's good enough for Trump, it's good enough for the people he works for—the rest of us.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

Still need to be ‘excited’ and ‘sold’ to support #Biden2020 ?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Loeffler @KLoeffler]

.@BernieSanders may not appear on the ballot in November, but the last four years have made it clear that his radical socialist ideas will be. We must continue our fight against the radical left and keep America a place of freedom, hope, and individual liberty.

[Judge Quarine Pirro @ObamaSaveUs2020]

@VictoriaLAlbers Is the rapture the one with the gold idol,
wine and orgy or the one with the float to heaven and others burn here? Because, I’m kinda OK with one of them...