Oba’s Drafts

gonna tweet all my drafts then get out

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The year is 2085, I’m one of the most eligible singles at a nursing home located in the first human settlement on Mars. Im getting my dick sucked in .375 gravity.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

new voice of rick and morty should just be regina king doing huey and riley

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Mfs w Black Ice car fresheners think they’re immune to bad juju

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@susBENded 🤫

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Just found out they lettin niggas in the next Avatar

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@giravery Babies would do well to remember this one

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@funlover420

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If you tell an old person “They don’t make em like you anymore, sir” they will suck your dick in the middle of John Wayne Airport

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@listenlistening Not quite there yet. Blacksmith next.

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Choosing to believe Tig Wrote this

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Tell ya girl a joke, or Pete Davidson will.

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I would put Animorphs up against Animal Farm any day of the week

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@shaylaann_ It’s a great song!

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Frank Sinatra really hopped on tracks and said “I am an Alcoholic Degenerate Gambler, You are a Whore, and by the way Merry Christmas”

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Guy in first class reading a PRINTcopy of The Wall Street Journal clearly doesn’t understand how incredibly on the nose he’s being

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Can’t believe that Jeff Dunham is Lena Dunham’s dad

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@galemmo I said dream! You’re projecting.

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Had a dream I shaved my head and it turned out there was a dent in it this whole time

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Superman hangs dong.

[Our Movie News🍿 @OurMovieNews]

You’ve been given the keys to the #DCUniverse & have been told to create a plan for the future of DC films, what do you do?

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@remilord 🫡 Glad we can all finally be open about this

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God gives black and grey Einstein portrait tattoos to his dumbest soldiers

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@jordanw_s I think he’s a good actor but we should keep an eye on him we can’t trust him