Svenjersvankel

@oben1kenobi

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For real @TTChelps ? Lawrence 54 bus has been in a wait and hold pattern for 10 minutes. Yonge and Eglinton wi no information... This service is just the norm because of @Metrolinx work? #DoBetter

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@jaychandrasekha
Even Walmart is stealing lines from your beautifully crafted scene in Supertroopers. #enhance #Supertroopers

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

Enhance.
Enhance!
ENHANCE!!!

PlayStation’s Spider-Man seems to be in the latest trailer for Spider-Man: Across the #SpiderVerse! 😊

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I am "Lordy Lordy, look who's forty" years old.

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@CarlosCrits @MichaelRapaport is the only choice. Hopefully baby Yoda hates fucken cats.

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Looking forward to the show!
#CrissAngelLIVE

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@azizansari @netflix Amazing lineup tonight! Jessie's so confused.

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@MrHoratioSanz You wouldn't happen to have a brother at the Riu in Punta Cana, would you?

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@fnpatterson Her tribe has spoken!!!!!

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Tweets longer than 2 lines..... ain't nobody got time for that.

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@fnpatterson 2 lines... good. Kathleen Wynne? I'll vote her off the island. #SurvivorGhostIsland

[Dan Smith @0DanSmith]

This cold open alone is why #Brooklyn99 should be renewed. #RenewB99

[Svenjersvankel @oben1kenobi]

A very important beer update since the previous pic tonight. Syndicate Black Lager. So good!

[Svenjersvankel @oben1kenobi]

Muscle pain in my side.

20 year old me: holy fuck I'd better get myself to a doctor!

Almost 40 year old me: there's a whiskey for that.

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Tonight's assortment of beer so far. 75% c/o @Christinabeth98. Thanks babe. You jelly @fnpatterson ?

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This beer tastes like a lot of dumb tweets tonight.

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I love how this feed looks. So much common sense followed by funny shit

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@fnpatterson Maybe

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My girl sent me a picture of her peach!

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My chocolate milk kinda looks like the cookie monster.

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This plate is hilarious to a simple minded fuck like myself.