Benalpha

Just a psyche in this human vessel

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Look at me, stepping into the wilderness like I know what I am doing. 😅🤲

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Manifesting a better job this year 🤲

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@EdwinNgany Wee mzee, wacha story na space. Hii mwaka nataka kununua TV, naweza lipa pole pole nikimaliza malipo unitumie mali? 😏

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Two job offers.
1. 70, 000 salary.
2. 30,000 salary with a promise to fund you move out of the country in a year's time.
Which offer are you taking?

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@CaptainOchenge Nilifungua carwash kama side hustle nikaweka "trusted people" wamanage. Sijamaliza kulia bado, saa hii nimekua masikini kuliko vile nilikua nikianza 😭

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Earthquake?

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Lakini Amorim hajui ball fr.

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@markgoldbridge Smh

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Hii ndio gross yangu lakini utoe hiyo zero but life is good hizi sides I promise. 😭💔

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Mimi naona @georgediano akipiga handshake na umbwa nation. Mambo si mazuri.

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@mbiti_mwondi Doc umelewa can cheat can die.

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

This only works until you meet people who outrightly ask you "nafanyia nini pesa". 🚮

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Hahaha skill issue
Everytime you want to low ball someone you physically got there with the money
Don't give them a chance to think
Go there yourself and say cheki 400k sai sai Anza transfer when he start saying owh too low
You say cheki I am here and now
Leta payment details
Take 5 mins to think about it
Do you want random strangers to be calling you at night and coming to your home kuona gari na nusu ni ma broker
Mm sai nakupea 400 unatransfer tunamalizana
Imenasa for me 100% of the time

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@ke_natasha1 What have you done now Tasha? 🤔

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Networth yangu in one photo. Am just a boy. 🥳

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Hapana jaribu.

[Eric @amerix]

The anus is meant for excretion and defecation.

The anus is not for sexual intercourse.

Sexual wickedness destroys your body, stains your soul, and kills your spirit.

Refuse to be a homosexual.

Remain morally forthright and chaste.

#ManDay

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@Josh001J Mine is to echo what mwalimu has said.

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Of late going to the gym ndio imenishikilia nisichizi.

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

@rex_maina Update?

[Benalpha @OBenalpha14]

Kings and Emperors used to lead their armies to conquer and expand their kingdoms. Along the way we lost our ways, I think it's about time we do this. 😂

[FREE MIND™🇰🇪 @MindFreeke]

Kuna bois uko tiktok anaplead githinji to capture Tanzania na Uganda and make them the 48th & 49th counties 😂😂