OberHack

Life hacks for surviving the Oberlin Experience!

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Didn't get the classes you wanted? Don't worry, go to the professor and do a sexy dance for them! You'll be approved in no time! #oberhack

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Need a new piercing? Get your scrotum pierced. It's very #edgy and #hip. #style #piercings #oberhack

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Line too long at the local? Piss and shit all over the floor to get people to leave. Now you're first in line! #lines #coffee #oberhack

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The higher you cuff your pants the hipper you will become! Try it and see! #oberhack #fashion #hip #style

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Looking for a good way to channel your constant anger and passive aggression? Join OSCA to find others just like you! #Oberhack #osca #anger

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Ran out of protein at your co-op? Why not make a dish out of your own cum? Trust us, it's totally food safe! #OSCA #oberhack #foodsafety

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Are you white & need a new look? Get dreadlocks! They're totally hip and you'll look so cool! #Oberhack #style #Oberlin

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Horny and lonely? Why not try rubbing your dick on the couches in South? It will feel amazing! #sex #Oberhack

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Got a crush? never talk to them or look at them ever! Just complain about it on Yik Yak! You'll have a date in no time #Oberhack #love

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Wanna make #friendz fast? Blast terrible music at all hours of the day! #friendship #Oberhack

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Confused about where to live next year? Choose East - it's the #classiest dorm option on campus! #east #Oberlin #Oberhack #beast #yeast

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Someone steal your womb chair? Wipe your taint on the cushions. People will recognize your scent and find a new chair! #Oberhack #wombchair

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Bored and hungry? Try going to Shabbat drunk! #Oberhack #ShabbatShalombitch #oberlin

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Can't decide what to do Friday night? Check Yik Yak for party info and lonely white boys looking for some ass! #Oberhack #oberlin #parties

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Still constipated??? Wow! Stevie puts laxatives in the food. If that doesn't get your bowels moving, then what will? #Oberhack #constipation

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Silent farting is a skill every Obie must have. Hone your silent but deadly skills on the 3rd floor of mudd! #Oberlin #farting #muddlibrary

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Still constipated? Not in a co-op? Don't worry, agave will set your ass on fire! 💥🔥💩 #constipation #Oberhack #Oberlin

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Constipated? Don't worry, grab some coffee and eat some co-op food! You'll be shitting again instantly! #constipation #Oberhack #Oberlin