elizabeth

(she/her) still moving regardless of stable ground

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

So You Own Every Death Cab for Cutie Record Variant. Here’s How To Accept She’s Never Coming Back https://t.co/4DLSontkmW

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

buffins, winner of the title of 'cat with the most appealing expression' in 1958.

[elizabeth @oberley_]

anyway i guess i’m on tumblr idk i’ll miss this terrible place

https://t.co/Lr6bKfoqb3

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

I'm dying to try a quaalude. How was there this magic drug in the 80s that everyone loved and now it's just gone. Of all the things they took from me this is the one that upsets me the most.

[elizabeth @oberley_]

it’s giving granny smith

[elizabeth @oberley_]

listening to pop punk on public transit to really channel my angsty teen dreams of what adulthood would look like

[elizabeth @oberley_]

i think 1 out of every 4 times i’m at the MLK and Columbia intersection someone is running a red light in some direction

[elizabeth @oberley_]

@spindlypete mr onion so lorge 😻

[elizabeth @oberley_]

someone said “great work elizabeth!” and i immediately burst into tears at my desk. having a very emotionally stable week over here

[elizabeth @oberley_]

nice day

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan . its called evolution . we just have to keep trying

[elizabeth @oberley_]

the pain of realizing mid concert that you left your perfectly seasoned cast iron sitting in a wet sink all day 💔

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

genuinely obsessed with how stephanie meyer was like hm ok this is a super hot immortal vampire total heartthrob what is the sexiest car we can give him? and she went with a volvo

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

these are the four fall outfits men know

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Portland, Oregon, is promoted in Japan by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude.
I spotted this booth promoting Portland at the Tourism Expo in Tokyo today.

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

i can't wait to eat warren buffet

[elizabeth @oberley_]

in continuing with my personal holiday of new ben gibbard content, my favorite podcast brought on my favorite musician and it’s a 10/10 hall of fame episode major thank you to @donetodeath and @themjeans for this one!! @dcfc ❣️ https://t.co/cBKB9L37g5